Mine is,Homer: If something's hard to do then it's not worth doing.
2007-11-06 06:43:00 · 26 answers · asked by neilo m.u.f.c 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Homer: "Stupid sexy Flanders!"
2007-11-06 06:45:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Homer; Hey look, they put the internet on the computer!
2007-11-06 14:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Homer - "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
(and of course the Spider Pig song, if that counts.)
2007-11-06 14:49:25 · answer #3 · answered by bonniethon (puirt a buel) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When homer nearly spilt acid on his face! He turned around and said something about 'phew that was lucky, boy would my face have been red!!'`
Lol and ha
2007-11-06 14:46:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Homer [of course!] to a distressed Bart: There there.....shut up boy...
2007-11-06 14:46:32 · answer #5 · answered by Neener 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Homer on the phone: "I am NOT a bad father!--"
Bart, interrupting, "Dad, can I have a can of frosting for dinner?"
Homer: "Sure"
:)
2007-11-06 14:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by Hot Lips 4077 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fat Tony: The sit-down's tonite? (He is furiously tapping with stylus on device taken from inside breast-pocket of jacket. He then pauses.)
Fat Tony: Again, this Palm Pilot has failed to remind me. I believe this needs to be hot-synced.
Palm is snatched out of Fat Tony's hand & thrown to ground by lesser mobster and then shot to bits with automatic weapon.
Fat Tony: What are you doin'?
mobster guy: I thought you meant (slashing motion across throat) "hot-sync" it. You know how it is with us -- everything means kill.
2007-11-06 14:48:12 · answer #7 · answered by ryanisalifestyle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine's homer too :
just because i don't care, doesn't mean i don't understand.
2007-11-06 14:46:30 · answer #8 · answered by Smile-for-me :) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I ever find out who you are I am going to shove a sausage down your throat and shove starving dogs up your butt.
Moe the bartender.
2007-11-06 14:46:12 · answer #9 · answered by Pat 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bart to Milhouse - 'you cry when you do long division and have a remainder left over'
hahaha cracks me up every time!!
2007-11-06 15:06:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ralph:"me fail English that's unpossible"
2007-11-06 14:47:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋