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...can you keep the story going and keep interest??? I am good at making things up and can go on forever...gift to gab!!!!! =)

2007-11-06 06:00:57 · 14 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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good enough to make someone snore!!!

2007-11-06 06:05:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Sure. I am a raconteur by heart.

I tell my stories by rhythm
if you can digg me
I'll tell you about my gangsta teacher Ms. Figsby

She wasn't a Crip or Blood
Nor did she hunt like Elmer Fudd
She could bust some mean rhymes
And when it was rhyme time
She held down the block
Like a thumb on a dime

Her rhymes weren't cheesy
She sure wasn't sleazy
when she demolished MC's she
killed some parchesi

Down at the Senior's Home
Is where she kept her ride
A motorized two foot five
Scooter tricked out with gangsta chrome

When she got back from bustin' some lyrics
There was a sound and she didn't hear it
Unknowingly unaware, she sure didn't fear it

Five whack MC
Wannabees
Jumped Ms.Figsby
And pumped her head with fake Rhapsody
Rhythms

Four hours after eight
So it was kind of late
When some kids from Beecher's Lake
Found a short woman around 4'8

Her autopsy said Whackness Syndrome
Which she contracted from those whack(expletive) clones
Poor Ms. Figsby had she known
She could have eradicated them
with an expert poem

2007-11-06 06:04:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Actually I am making a story right now, it's about Foraged by a Fire, it is the squel and it is very good. I want to share it but I am afairded that someone might take.

2007-11-06 06:08:46 · answer #3 · answered by tina 3 · 1 0

yes, my stories are fascinating;

'once, when i was only a wee youngin i trudged 50 miles every morenin to school ... then 100 miles every afternoon home... uphill both ways......'

2007-11-06 06:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by Lolly ♥ 3 · 1 0

not really...I usually mess it up somehow lol

and if I'm really bad...I have to add the "and then I found $20 on the ground" at the end hahaha

2007-11-06 06:04:16 · answer #5 · answered by Yanks4Life23519 7 · 1 0

outstanding story teller

2007-11-06 06:04:01 · answer #6 · answered by Issac G 4 · 1 0

nope..i always go off on a tangent when i should be focusing on the story. and 95% of my stories are you-had-to-be-there stories...meh.

2007-11-06 06:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by mara 7 · 1 0

I lie to my children all the time and they think I'm the best b/c they believe me LOL

2007-11-06 06:24:47 · answer #8 · answered by oh_jo123 7 · 2 0

yes

2007-11-06 06:06:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oy, meow!

2007-11-06 06:05:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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