My roommate has a dog. It's a boxer and it's less than a year old. I HATE IT!!!! It never calms down and it tears up everything and is soooo annoying. This morning I caught it laying on my couch and yesterday it tore a hole in my recliner. I'm supposed to be typing an essay thats due today, but as I sit here with the dog and my roommate I can't stop thinking of all the different ways I could torture this little beast. I would never really do any of these things but they make me laugh. Does anyone else think of torturing people or pets in a similar fashion? If so what are they?
2007-11-06 05:17:32 · 7 answers · asked by kevcim06 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tabasco enema.
2007-11-06 05:25:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dog is not at fault at this point for it's behaviour. The poor little dog is just being a dog. As with kids... The pet's parent is at fault for neglecting to train it's pet. Torture the parent instead, not the dog!
As for ways to torture the pet's parent. My favourite modern form is to tickle somebody beyond fun. To the point where they get cramps and can't breathe. But for classics... You can't beat the British forms "The Rack" and "Little Ease"!
2007-11-06 05:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make the torture this: The trainer has to hear an entire minute of a word written with unhealthy grammar. The trainer has to hear a complete tune of a few new rock organization that the scholars select. The trainer has to mention within the microphone: "I find it irresistible while you textual content in my categories... I find it irresistible while you are tardy.... I find it irresistible while you go to sleep throughout my elegance... I find it irresistible while you pass on toilet brakes and keep for like thirty mins... I find it irresistible while you omit to show for your homework. Buy a hat and enhance all of it waaaaay loopy and the instructor has to put on it for a complete day at university. Get a blouse with a few loopy announcing on it (get it performed at a printing retailer) and the blouse would say some thing ridiculous like, "All the scholars at my university LOVE me." Or "I love emo!" Anyway, those are all in well amusing, I would not do something like pour water on them or something, that stuff is lame.
2016-09-05 12:02:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurt that dog and you will never live it down. Beat the owner down! They are responsible for training. Not the dogs fault. You should be beat down just for thinking about it.
2007-11-06 05:22:14 · answer #4 · answered by rockstar_redstar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Papercuts!
2007-11-06 05:23:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put tobasco in his mouth next time you catch him chewing your furniture!! Or sprinkle cayenne pepper around all of your furniture so it gets in his nose when he's sniffing around looking for something to chew!!!
2007-11-06 05:23:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tie you up and have the boxer puppy lick your face.
2007-11-06 05:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by Fred F 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋