2007-11-06 04:01:58 · 44 answers · asked by G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If you are reading this, it just shows you that there is hope for all mankind
2007-11-06 04:04:41 · answer #1 · answered by Baps . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DO NOT RESCUE ME life on this island is so much better than the real world. I have no stress as I was shipwrecked with a magic booze and food making machine and a couple of nubile blonde twins. HA HA to the rest of the world, got to got the twins are playing up and need a little spanking whilst I drink this ice cold beer whilst the steaks cook on the barbie. Another terrible day in paradise.
PS do not come looking for me!
2007-11-06 04:06:59 · answer #2 · answered by Monkeyphil 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would have to be "What.... who would really open an empty bottle they just found on the beach.... I mean thats just sick.... You are sick.... were you hoping there was a little bit of buckfast left in here? Well their aint. Now go off and buy your own booze....... Oh and could you let someone know there is a random skeleton on some random island on some random part of the ocean."
2007-11-06 04:11:24 · answer #3 · answered by Euan S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know you don't know me and this is probably going to be discarded as a hoax or a joke played by a couple of kids during a day on the beach but it's not, it's real and if you would spare me a few minutes of your time I'll tell you my tale ......
2007-11-06 05:01:24 · answer #4 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long did it take you to find this bottle
2007-11-06 04:10:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't help. I'm stuck on this beautiful deserted island and am only doing this because some twit on YA wants me to! Lol
2007-11-06 04:06:32 · answer #6 · answered by alex s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Help been stranded on this dam island for days have food and water so I'm ok but bored out of my mind :) LOL
2007-11-06 06:02:46 · answer #7 · answered by oh_jo123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Bottle......
2007-11-06 04:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As this bottle flows through the sea, let it be that you are the one to see, that maybe you were meant for me.....
2007-11-06 04:10:53 · answer #9 · answered by milo_luva101 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
.... I was hitch hiking my way to Encino... it was raining and I'd done three micro dots of acid when out of the fog in the highway came this big Mack truck driving toward me....
2007-11-06 04:08:36 · answer #10 · answered by subprimelendor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Attention Walmart shoppers...
2007-11-06 04:04:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋