why is it wrong to own Americans?

Question

As an Englishman and owner of many US based companies I feel I must explain myself.
I am an international business magnate who currently owns over 250 companies in the USA.
I own many Americans as i will explain
They work for me=I own them
They stay in mt huts=I own them
They eat my bread=I own them
I apologise to those who see this as an insult, but these are facts.

Answer 1

Who says it's wrong.....the americans?!?!!?

Answer 2

You sound like one of those old fashioned deep south owners from years long gone, no one should own any one. If it is true that you are an owner of god knows how many firms in America I would not want to work for you.
Any way I am sure you have asked this question many times, you must be bored with nothing to do. Go sort your workers out.

Answer 3

Not worth answering (again) as all this is in your dreams, if you were the high flying business man you make out with over 250 companies you wouldn't be wasting your time on here.

Answer 4

And your point is...... i hope your enjoying your little dream world up there with the fairy's, for such a big business magnet i find it strange why someone of you stature would possibly find any time to ask a question on yahoo answers, surely your precious time is taken up buying all those loafs of bread, i do hope your workers know this is how you feel towards them because equal opportunity officers would have a field day with you, you should be ashamed to call yourself English, shame on you.

Answer 5

No of course not, the only people who will disagree are the Americans but as long as you treat them fairly then they can't moan

Don't let them get out of hand mind!!! Can't be doing with unruly Americans (Worse than Kids)


Edit :- To the Americans who keep saying we have bad teeth, all I can say is at least they are real!!!!

We don't see the point in grinding down our teeth to have false ones glued on!!!

Answer 6

I doubt if you even own the computer your using it's probably the libraries. Even American Indians don't live in huts anymore, It's just a little to phony there slick!

Answer 7

Are you serious! They work for you, but you do not own them! They are not your slaves! Its not just wrong to own Americans, its wrong to own anyone. I think you've been living in a fantasy world if you think you actually own an American. There are millions of people who work for someone in the US but their bosses don't own them! There are people who rent someone elses homes and their landlords dont own them! stores sell food but the stores do not own people! GROW UP! these are not facts, its just stuff your saying

Answer 8

Now let me get this straight,...You are an English man who has a magnet,you own 250 huts in America,and the Americans keep eating your bread.....Have you taken your medicine today!??

Answer 9

ah sidders
no nothing wrong as far as i can see old boy
logical, makes sense
now you take my advice
you own them, take care of them
make sure the roofs on the huts don't leak
make sure any mouldy spots are cut off the bread before you feed em
the odd indiscriminate thrashing wont do any harm either
just off for a small libation whilst the memsaab is otherwise occupied
toodle pip

Answer 10

You cannot own someone. You are a d**khead. If you own so many companies then shouldn't you be working instead of spending time on here.

You do not have any companies, you are probably on Benifits and you are certainly not English.

So go away!!!! and stop talking Cr*p

Answer 11

Can they leave your company when they want to?
Can they reufuse to live in your huts and refuse to eat your bread?
If the answers to the above are 'yes' then these people are free and independent and if I had a boss with your attitude I would walk away and tell you what I thought of you because I am fee to do so.