Apart from their packed lunch, what else do Ministers keep in those red briefcases?

Answer 1

Well I can tell you it's not my CSA payments that's for sure!!
Noone appears to be getting those!

They've probably got Nintendo game boys and that computerised brain game, they certainly need it!

Answer 2

1. Book on " How to sleep with the eyes open for dummies";

2. A thick file which looks important but holds nothing but Marvel comic books;

3. a pacifier;

4. a bottle of scotch- Johnnie Walker Black Label;

5. a packet of condoms,,,,just in case he gets lucky with an intern;

6. 3 kinky red undies from his previous scores;

7. A telephone book that contains the phone numbers of all the Madames & Whores in each & every state;

8. A gameboy + 2 porn cds;

9. pills for STD,,,,gonoreah, syphillis etc,,,,part of the job occupation diseases contracted;

10. A book on "Sex the Tao & Iching way,,,,200 various styles"

Answer 3

A little Black-Book; A small towel, A change of underwear, A Showe r hat fold up real neat, and some play toys.

Answer 4

The Beano

Answer 5

Mirrors

Answer 6

A copy of the book ` A Liars guide to Corruption`?

Answer 7

properly you need to objective, yet they are in all risk fairly dry and that they had be slightly annoying to get down... incredibly the filters :P Hardcore non smoker. My grandmother died from emphysema and my superb acquaintances mom from lung maximum cancers, i've got been some distance to heavily linked with the repercussions of smoking to ever think of of doing it myself.

Answer 8

The Beano or The Dandy to read when their supposed to be working! lol

Answer 9

The nuclear button.

Answer 10

Spare undies!