My partner has decided to grow a ridiculous beard, I enjoy making fun of it, but not so cruely because he makes fun of it too. He's got a sense of humor and spent months growing this beard just for the jokes, or at least that's what I suspect.
So, tonight I called it a nest and we talked about the bird that grows in it...what else can I call that thing growing from his face? Perhaps with hopes that he'll shave or at least trim the thing!
2007-11-05 21:51:21 · 15 answers · asked by some female 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Oh, the other day, he braided his beard into a bunch of tiny little braids, put on a crazy face and took pictures of it with his webcam! It was disturbing!
2007-11-05 21:52:23 · update #1
Oh, I have asked him to shave it and trim it millions of times, but the fact is that it's his body and his face and if he wants a crazy beard, who am I to control his appearance? I feel I must respect his preferences as far as personal apperances go even if he wants to look like a wizard on crack.
Besides, I wouldn't like it if he was controlling about my appearance.
2007-11-05 22:02:32 · update #2
Shrubbery.
2007-11-05 22:21:22 · answer #1 · answered by Chipmaker Authentic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually trying to think of something to call it is funny but picturing him sitting there with it braided, and making faces is completely hysterical..sorry.
If you want him to shave or trim it off why not just tell him. Making a big joke out of it is fun but when push comes to shove maybe there are underlying feelings there pertaining to it.
I honestly for the life of me can't think of anything to call it except maybe a bug catcher.
Good Luck! And just asked him to trim or shave it if that's what you would like.
2007-11-05 21:59:13 · answer #2 · answered by Just Want To B Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call him Van Rip Winkle out of a legend. In the legend, this guy Winkle fell asleep for twenty years and when he woke up, his wife was dead and he had a very long beard. Go figure.
2007-11-05 21:55:10 · answer #3 · answered by fabulous 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Call him the unibomber. OR.....tell him it smells like cheetos. You could fling food into it. I bet he won't find it for a while.
2007-11-05 21:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that Cyril would be a good name for it, no particular reason, it just sound right.
2007-11-05 22:03:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him it looks as if he has a forest growing on his face.
2007-11-05 21:56:10 · answer #6 · answered by Sunset 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell him it's a pu$$y scratcher, but you don't like to get scratched.
2007-11-05 23:22:34 · answer #7 · answered by MadeYouReadThis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call it the Messiah..
Theres no Messiah in there, theres a mess alright but no Messiah
2007-11-05 21:55:24 · answer #8 · answered by maddy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call him sasquatch or bigfoot! XD
2007-11-05 21:53:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
is the beard long? if it's long, call it "Big beard"
2007-11-05 21:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋