as an Englishman who owns many major US based companies I spend the majority of my time in the USA.
I like to drink and quite recently I managed to down 22 pints of Stella in a New York pub, just off Wall Street.
As I made my way home on the subway I felt an uncontrolable urge to puke. As I didnt want to cause a scene I noticed a lady standing up with her back to me.Her handbag was open, so I decided to puke in there.To my amazement she didnt notice and I got off at the next stop.Do you think I was polite to do this and not let the other passengers see me puke?
2007-11-05 21:10:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Nice story but fake.
2007-11-05 21:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by neoplop 7 · 7⤊ 2⤋
Ah
Sidders dear boy
sorry to hear of your indisposition
damned decent of you not to incommode the other passengers
managed to purchase Stella in new york eh?
you are a resourceful chap
anyway, its a decent day so I'm off to play around
might have a game of golf with the major after if I've any energy left
probably just play the 19th
cheers old boy
2007-11-06 06:45:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Dude 22 pints of stella would kill you. I used to work in a pub and no one can drink that much 10 pints of stella would be bad enough. I think someone is trying to sound cool.
2007-11-06 05:15:43 · answer #3 · answered by Smudge 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Nice to see you Sid. But I think most people have caught on to you. They know you post fairy tales. But at least you got off the one about owning Americans.
2007-11-06 08:16:06 · answer #4 · answered by mnwomen 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutely hilarious! Sorry but no, that is not polite in any way possible. You probably ruined everything in that ladies purse. Still it's a good story to tell people, thats IF it actually happened. I find it hard to believe she didn't notice.
2007-11-06 05:17:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
How could she not notice? I can usually smell an englishman a block away from me.
2007-11-06 09:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe she hadn't had a warm meal in a while (i've seen your posts of how poor 'they' are) and she was saving it for later.
2007-11-06 08:03:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Honestly?
2007-11-06 05:37:04 · answer #8 · answered by Radiator 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I really worry about your alcohol intake, same thing happened to you, I think, 48 hours ago?!?
2007-11-06 05:29:26 · answer #9 · answered by Carpe Diem 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No, you ruined her property, you should be done for it.. she should sue you.... You should have just puked on yourself. very selfish
2007-11-06 06:11:54 · answer #10 · answered by elin j 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋