My daughter's ongoing history project of a news paper on the Battle of Hastings (thanks to those who offered title suggestions recently) needs to have an advertisement as part of a page. Any suggestions? Humorous and snappy but must be clean since she is only 11!
2007-11-05 20:13:22 · 11 answers · asked by Mandy C 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
Vacancies:
Tapestry weavers wanted
Apply Bayeux
2007-11-05 20:18:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
For Sale by Auction.
700 ships of varying sizes. Sound and Seaworthy, (recently completed Channel crossing). No longer required due to success in battle of current owners.
Also available 6,300 Skiffs and assorted rowing boats. A pre-view of the lots may be undertaken at Pevensey Bay, Sussex, in Bulverhithe.
For full catalogue send serf to William Duke of Normandy, care of Westminster Abbey, London.
2007-11-06 05:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by Chariotmender 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Advertisment for optimex or some eye treatment since harold was shot in the eye with an arrow ?
Or Buy one quiver of arrows get one free at Yea olde argos store ?
Come to sunny hastings brouchure ? lots of action and things to do
Obviously expand the idea on all of them
2007-11-06 04:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hastings Sharpening Service:
Swords, Arrows, etc. All weapons catered for, English and Continental patterns.
2007-11-06 04:25:18 · answer #4 · answered by meerkat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was a lad (Many moons ago) I visited the scene of the battle. A broad cockney guide used to give a lecture on the battle. One phrase always stuck in my mind." Arold was it in the eye wiv an arrer and he expired."
2007-11-06 15:59:29 · answer #5 · answered by J I H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FOR SALE: slightly used battle axes, maintained by the smiths of Saxony, the best you can buy.
ALL-IN Moat Sale: Ben Hertz Rent-A-Knight
Ye Olde Battle Abbey: Call us for all your castle building needs; Joe Pendragon, proprietor.
2007-11-06 05:24:01 · answer #6 · answered by Its not me Its u 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn to speak French! Twelve easy lessons to cash in with the Normans! Open doors at court!
2007-11-06 04:37:58 · answer #7 · answered by A Plague on your houses 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come to our fun day at Hastings.
The Normans have landed at Pevensey Bay.
We are all safe here!
RoyS
2007-11-06 04:25:50 · answer #8 · answered by Roy S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friend, has your shield wall broken?
Do you feel that your comrades have deserted you?
Perhaps you need the company of someone who will never let you down.
The Abbey at Canterbury is accepting novices and postulants.
Servicemen welcome.
All that you need to know will be taught to you in your cell.
2007-11-06 04:39:48 · answer #9 · answered by william_byrnes2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an add like strongbow with the title `care full you nearly had my eye out`
2007-11-06 16:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋