you want 10 points??

Question

just cheer me up, im kinda in the dumps rightnow, so ya...10 points to the peson who makes me smile

ya, ill just let you fight it out, let the other yahooers choose

Answer 1

I could streak infront of you but would make you laugh to the point of crying.

Answer 2

Things to make you smile....
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."


1. ) Last night on YA someone asked:
"Who could stuff more Ho-Ho's in their mouth? Athiests or Christians...?"

And I replied: "I think you are a Ho..." LOL

2.) Another person asked: "What does "boink boink" mean?"

I amswered: "That is the sound of your 2 brain cells bouncing around in your head, Bozo!" lol
[I was offended because it was some guy wanting a sexual answer!]

Keep checking this post - I will ADD and EDIT this answer UNTIL you give ME the 10 points! : )

Answer 3

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for
a series of tests, the last of which had left his
bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several
false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly
filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond
his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging
his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off,
and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at
his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring
down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, who had watched the whole
incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going
on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I'm not sure, I think I
just
beat the s**t out of a ghost."

Answer 4

Wow, this is amazing, I've never seen this before...but if you want some cheering up go to mangatraders.com and pick a good, interesting funny manga.Like Skip beat or Boys over Flowers and start reading. You will love it. Or go to Anime-media.com and watch some anime. You will lose yourself in the funny. lol. If this didnt help go to hentaitraders.com and look at some hentai. Hentai always cheers me up! lol. Hope this helped, and even if you dont give me 10 points check this stuff out, ok? Good luck.^-^

And I just remembered something else...

Little Johnny came into the house from playing one day to find his mother taking a bath. When she came out she was toweling herself off. Little Johnny said 'Mommy what are those?" Pointing to her boobs. 'Honey, these are mommy'd breasts.' She answered. Litttle Johnny then asked pointing to her ***, 'What is that?' She answered'Honey, that's my behind." Then pointing to her, ehem, pussy he ask,"And Mommy what's that?" The mother got impaitent and answered 'None of your business!" Later on it was almost time for supper and Little Johnny's father came home. He asked the mother, "What's for dinner sweety?" The mother yelled back,"None of your business!!!" Little Johnny cried out "Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!"

Answer 5

Once there was a king who was angry at his Court Jester, whose jokes were mainly puns, and the puns were the cause of the king's dissatisfaction with the comedian in the funny suit.

So the king decided to take action and hang the Court Jester. As king and chief magistrate he had the authority to sentence anyone in the kingdom to death.

He had the Court Clown thrown into the castle dungeon to await his trek to the gallows, but overnight the king took pity on the jester and decided to commute his sentence.

Upon hearing that he was granted a reprieve the Court Jester loudly exclaimed, "Ahhh, no noose is good news."

The king had him hanged.

Answer 6

No. Absolutely not. I do not want 10 points. But I'll tell you a stupid joke, okay?

Little Johnny is in his room when his mother surprises him by opening the door and walking in.

Mom: Johnny, take off my dress
Johnny: Okay mom.
Mom: Johnny, take off my underwear.
Johnny: Okay mom. Anything else?
Mom: Yes. If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're grounded for a month.

Answer 7

I'm sorry *hugs*

Hm, I wonder if I can make you smile...how about just thinking of a cute little penguin that's being really adorable and giggling? That makes me smile!

Answer 8

a blonde comes home and says mommy mommy i can count up to ten and no one else in my class can. is that because i'm blonde, yes replied her mum.
The next day she comes home and again says mommy mommy i can say th alphabet from a to z and no one else in my class could is that cause i'm blonde and once again her mother said yes.
The day after that she came home and said mommy mommy i have the biggest boobs in my class, is that cause i'm blonde. Her mother replied with a smirk, no dear thats because your 25

Answer 9

Homer Simpson themed pajamas. Who couldn't smile about that?

Answer 10

OK, good news! Ron Paul was able to gather 4.2 million dollars in ONE SINGLE DAY for his elections campaign!