Have you ever made your acupuncture patient into a captivating hors d'oeurve platter as well?

Question

"There," I said, applying the last needle into your shoulder, "this shall release positive energies across your inflamed neck and upper back."

"The needle or the mini-corn dog?" you asked, confusedly.

I laughed at your little joke, then continued to apply olives, pickled herring, barbecue meatballs, and baby corn to the remainder of the needles.

"Uhm, what's going on? And who are all those people coming in?"

"Guests," I said, turning away to greet Yvonne and her fiancee, Ahmed. "Welcome! Let me take your coats..."

"But I'm not dressed!" you shrieked, trying to wiggle off the table. I hurriedly replaced a chunk of pepper-jack that had fallen off your forehead, and then tied a bow around your neck.

"Silly me, thanks for pointing that out," I said, as several dozen hungry guests circled you.

"I hope that's a vienna sausage," giggled Mitzi, plucking a morsel out of your gluteus maximus.

"I hope you've got a good lawyer!" you screamed.

Again, I laughed at your joke.What a time!

Answer 1

Well, at least let me put on my Taquito Speedo next time. That Mitzi gets kinda handsy around the barbecue meatballs, if you know what I mean!

And Yvonne is gonna have some splainin' to do, THAT WAS NOT a "Lil' Smokie"!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Uh, I think if you stick to making cakes you could keep yourself out of the asylum and keep the money rolling into the plantation. At least that way we could keep the pool and the Dish TV. Oh, and I know a good lawyer if you decided to maintain your present course of action. I can hook you up with Thomas G.

Chili, the Vienna sausage Mitzi was talking about, is that the reason for no speedo pics? Hmmm....Let me go recheck your photos!

Answer 3

You've a prickly sense of humor, Dalek!

(I'll have to try that sometime....Martha Stewart, eat your heart out!)

Answer 4

Don't ask me why, but strangely enough, I enjoyed that. I'm not called dark for no reason.