I'll give you top marks for the best and clever little ditty....
2007-11-05 15:00:23 · 11 answers · asked by Bradley 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
There once was a rhyme guy named Bradley
Who wrote little ditties, most, badly.
So he asked on Yahoo
For cleverer ones to
Help him. And, I've done so, quite gladly.
2007-11-06 08:29:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man who needed a rhyme,
found that he had the time,
to come up with a ditty,
preferably witty ,
and all for the price of a dime.
He really had nothing to say,
but sat there witting all day,
with a flick of is wrist,
and a fine Lemon Twist,
he pushed his paper away.
2007-11-05 23:35:12 · answer #2 · answered by Peter R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever little ditty
Cool little Rhyme
Really I dont have the time
There's other things I have to do
Like give out answers one or two
Sometimes I'm mean
Sometimes I'm nice
But hell they want some free advice !
2007-11-05 23:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooey Gooey
was a worm.
Ooey Gooey
loved to squirm.
Ooey Gooey went down
by the railroad tracks.
Ooey Gooey!!
2007-11-05 23:23:18 · answer #4 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am on Yahoo Answers when I should be asleep, Now I am off to bed to count some sheep. No doubt tomorrow I will get on here to waste some more time but now I need to go and rest my mind.
2007-11-05 23:48:37 · answer #5 · answered by Theresa W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wassup Bradley ?
Can't you rhyme?
Can't you do a ditty in time?
Did your stuff turn out so badly
...that WE hafta do it
Yo, point me Bradley!
Dude!
2007-11-06 02:17:12 · answer #6 · answered by *Jellz* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ain't got time
To make a rhyme
I'm flexing my joints
To get lots of points
So when I'm the best
and the top I crest
At that time I'll be happy
To do stuff that's sappy
2007-11-05 23:07:19 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A rhyme about nothing
That is what you ask
Though this is rough an
Probably will come in last
But I know this answer
Will soon be in the past....................................
Hope I didn't go to fast.
2007-11-05 23:21:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a tard named Bush, Who's brain was in his tush....Asked his friend named Chene to play with his Whene!..,,And turned his Whene to mush!
2007-11-05 23:24:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I wrote a little poem which I think is rather witty,
it's all about my brain, of't accused of being bitty.
I value smarts, I value brains,
but mine all fade each time it rains.
2007-11-05 23:07:11 · answer #10 · answered by Rebeckah 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋