2007-11-05 12:36:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
not only u,my dear...me too !!! keep on searching,honey !!
2007-11-05 12:39:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be lookin' for love in all the wrong places! Try going to a southern state where your odds are better. When you get there, find the closest flea market. You're bound to find one there. Good luck!
2007-11-05 12:42:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause Joe Dirt a cartoon... and don't worry one of these days you well...
2007-11-05 12:39:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'M YOUR MAN BABY
me and my wife are new to doing doggystyle in public and need advice - we have cut a hole into the back of her pants and in her underwear for eazy access whilst i pull my fly down and we walk stuck together - me behind her - is this how others do it?
now problem is shes starting to complain coz she says she gets all wet n stuff and its embrassing because she is tempted to scream a bit and stuff.
she always has trouble with doggy and says it hurts but i love it and want her to get used to it quickly so we do it everywhere - with the hole in her pants.
i said to her if she doesn't want to do it in public she still needs some form of practice so i want her to at least feel something there so i want to shove a sausage in her butt deep so it feels like shes having it -
what do you think people - advice
any creams - ways for her to get used to it - her butt is quite tender and sometimes bleeds a bit - how can i help her - how can i make the hole in her butt bigger so it doesn't hurt so much
2007-11-05 12:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are not looking in the right places. Try a tractor pull or a pro wrestling match. or standing in line for goverment cheese or at the unemployment or welfare office.
2007-11-05 12:41:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried the trailer park estates?
2007-11-05 12:40:05 · answer #6 · answered by fraz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think David Spade is single and available...
2007-11-05 12:38:54 · answer #7 · answered by LJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, just great....Now everyone with a mullet will be looking for me, and emailing me
thanks!
2007-11-05 12:40:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because, I've already done tooken 'em, darlin'.
lmao, just kidding.
2007-11-05 12:41:17 · answer #9 · answered by Less than zero (<0) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um go to west virginia
2007-11-05 12:39:30 · answer #10 · answered by jeenious 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you aren't looking hard enough, sweetie.
2007-11-05 12:38:40 · answer #11 · answered by Pvt. Joker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋