This is a survey, answer it the questions that follow.?

Question

#1. Can you cry under water?
#2.Will you be fired at a Coke factory for drinking Pepsi?
#3.If sandwhich bread is square then why is lunchmeat round?
#4. Would you rather be a tortured genius or a happy simpleton?
#5.rather freeze or burn to death?

Answer 1

1.Yes
2.No
3.Because lunch meat goes in the middle I guess
4.Happy simpleton
3.Freeze

Answer 2

#1. Can you cry under water? no
#2.Will you be fired at a Coke factory for drinking Pepsi? no but would be funny
#3.If sandwhich bread is square then why is lunchmeat round? cause they like to make different shapes
#4. Would you rather be a tortured genius or a happy simpleton? happy simpleton
#5.rather freeze or burn to death? freeze?

Answer 3

1. No
2. No
3. Good question.
4. Happy simpleton.
5. Freeze to death.

Answer 4

#1 i dnt think so #2 maybe #3 good question #4 happy simpleton #5 burn no freez no burn

Answer 5

1)I don't know, I've never cried while in water
2) Probably not.
3) Because square meat would be odd?
4) Hmm. That's a tough one. I think I'll have to go with tortured genius
5) Freeze to death

Answer 6

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Answer 7

1. Yes, you may not see it but you're still crying.
2. No I can drink what I want
3. ............ What?
4. Happy simpleton
5. Freeze to death. Burning makes you bleed and cry, freezing just feels really cold.

Answer 8

1) I don't think so
2) I don't think so but perhaps you may get a serious reprimand from your boss for 'conflict of interest'
3) Some luncheon meats do come in square shapes.
4) tortured genius of course
5) freeze - it's less painless, like falling asleep as opposed to screams of torturous flames

Answer 9

Yes.
No.
So you can tell what is on your sandwhich without opening it.
Happy Simpleton, You should only be the other one if it tortures you to not be a genious.
Burn, it is faster.

Answer 10

1. yes, you might be in scuba gear
2. no, they would just demote you to work the concession stand
3. so that way when you cut off the crust, you get all of the meat
4. a happy simpleton, i wouldnt know what was going on half the time anyway
5. burn, its mostly instant death