2007-11-05 09:56:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Well,Pardner,"you drawled in a Southern robotic twang,"we done a good deed back there ridding that town of those pesky mimes."
"Drop that fake accent," I replied."Just because you're riding a cow doesn't make you a cowBOY...how many times do I have to tell you that? And for the record,did the town actually ASK us to get rid of those mimes???"
"Well...no,"you conceded,"but they are pesky nonetheless!" We both agreed that truer words had never been spoken.
"All this mime-vaporizing makes me hungry,"you grumbled, "my belly is as empty as Yidiot's head!"
"Hey!!! Did Johnny Trash put you up to saying that?!?",Yidiot yelled from inside a tumbleweed as it ironically tumbled across the desert in front of us and disappeared before you could answer.
"What the heck was HE doing here??",you asked staring wide-orbed after him as the dust swirled and hid him from our sight.
"He paid me $20 bucks to mention him in my next story.",I admitted sheepishly,"Now let's head to Burger King. We can eat and then you can vaporize the "King"...he kinda creeps me out."
"Me too!",you agreed."Let's go now! My plunger arm thingy is tingling just thinking about it!"
So we headed off into the sunset,you on your cow named T-Bone and I in my truck with air-conditioning. We went west where the sun was setting low in the tangerine sky and left only only our tracks behind...mammal riding in machine and machine riding on mammal.
-The End
2007-11-05 12:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because we set out in our desire to lead the vagrant cowboy
life, riding for days on end and just had a pony for a friend.
( Until you got hungry and had my poor Jolly Jumper for breakfast , lunch and dinner as well , you heartless barbarian ! )
And along the way : meeting the simple farmers, the people of the land, the common
clay of the West. You know -- morons .
I remember the day we met when I came ridin' out of the Valley of Death where it was so dry you couldn't spit.
What an interesting first meeting we had.
You : You seem mighty thirsty,Have a long dry ride?
Me : No - I had a herring for breakfast.
You : What's your name stranger?.
Me : Folks call me .......Strange
You : Strange? What's your first name?
Me : Very. But you can call me Strange.
Ah, those were the days, my friend.
2007-11-05 23:46:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because we came, we saw, and we detonated a weapons grade Limburgher Cheese device inside the city limits of Helsinki. And Sunset was upwind from ground zero.
2007-11-05 21:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cuz it's kinda hard to ride into the sunrise when it's 8 pm!
2007-11-05 13:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love sunsets!!! My fav time of the day.
2007-11-05 09:59:01 · answer #5 · answered by The A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I wanted to make love to a machine or superpower and you said we had to get used to each other first. I only do what you tell me to.
2007-11-05 10:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by Dovey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to see how far the Tardis could go....
or
we just stole a pair of hybrid intergalatic ponies...and wanted to see the rain on the plain of Spain!
2007-11-05 10:59:09 · answer #7 · answered by AtThePub 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think somebody put the cooler over there...come on Dalek, I know you don't drink, but us bio organisms need sustenance!
2007-11-05 10:15:18 · answer #8 · answered by Leepal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was so romantic and beautiful the first time...just wanted to do it again and again..
2007-11-05 10:28:45 · answer #9 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We had to find an electrical outlet to charge your batteries
2007-11-05 09:59:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋