To keep simpletons amused for years on end.
2007-11-05 07:30:08
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answer #1
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answered by thegubmint 7
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Ever notice that no matter what you can't argue with conspiracy theorists? If you do, they claim you are either part of or conviced by the conspiracy.
I tell you what, if you actually prove ANYTHING about a conspiracy, I'll listen. until then keep your paranoid rants to yourself. I know where you live, so keep yourself in line. I work for the government, and we are out to get you!
2007-11-05 07:54:12
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answer #2
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answered by Troy 6
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It all started with children playing with their toys in the Midwest when they found this hole in the ground. One of the kids, Tommy, crawled in and was violently attacked by an alien virus. Tommy's buddies called 911 whereupon two firemen descended into the hole and were quickly gobbled up as the alien injected the virus in them too!
FEMA came and sealed off the area. As the victims were still alive, but incubating this alien virus, they were carted off to WTC 7, which held not just secret government offices, but also a lab where alien abductees were stored. . . And even worse: MONITORED!!!!
Subsequent revelations were later leaked to the vast right-wing press by space cadets Congressman Dennis Kucinich and former President Jimmy Carter, both alien abductees and subjects of alien mind-altering experiments, not to mention copious amounts of LSD! The conspirators, the Illuminati, could not let word of this out, and subsequently brought down WTC 7 in a "controlled demolition" that was initiated by a bomb in WTC 7's cafeteria vending machines. This explosion wiped out all the evidence of alien abduction and the black oil virus our government has been trying to hide since the 1947 crash at Roswell!!!
Subsequently, WTC 7 had to go and the story of two jetliners flying into the twin towers was fabricated. The twin towers NEVER EVEN EXISTED!!!! History was rewritten and photographs of New York were doctored to include the two towers. Al Gore directed the media to accomplish this!!!
Before bringing the building down, Al Gore had all the evidence moved to a secret UFO base in Antarctica and is using the theory of global warming to throw "brainiacs" like you and I off the trail!!!!
2007-11-05 07:56:40
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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It didn't. There would be no logical reason to do so.
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"To make war" makes no sense because:
--It makes the President look really bad (look at Bush's ratings)
--It sucks money out of the USA. A trillion dollars at least for Iraq
--We actually didn't even need or use 9/11 as an excuse to invade Iraq (we invaded Iraq to find the weapons of mass destruction, not because of 9/11)
--Military contractors make tons of money in peace or war, makes little difference (weapon development in peace)
--It's evil, it kills Americans & foreigners. Believe it or not, some people still don't want to commit murder. That's a gigantic reason.
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Also, yes people can get on a plane and steal it. It happened many times before 9/11. It's called "hijacking."
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Also, the planes couldn't be tracked effectively because the hijackers had turned off the transponders
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2007-11-05 07:37:32
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answer #4
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answered by J 5
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There are no VALID reasons for the 9/11 conspiracy. Between the History Channel and Popular Mechanics every single conspiracy has been torn to shreads, proven to be without merit etc.... Enough already
2007-11-05 07:44:00
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Since they didn't, the only purpose is to give 9/11 conspiracy theorists something to do with their lives that they can feel matters.
2007-11-05 07:27:42
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answer #6
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answered by wizjp 7
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It's very complicated....
It started over an internal dispute as to who was the best "Darren" on the original "Bewitched" and grew from there...
..."Dick" York..."Dick" Sargent....."Dick" Cheney...? It's all so clear now....Also the "old" Darren was named "York"...So the "Second Darren" was actually the "NEW" York...It's all so very clear!
There's so much more....but no time.....the satellites would find me before I was able to reveal the entire story....
2007-11-05 07:43:06
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answer #7
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answered by u_bin_called 7
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Just stop it already. Even Bill Mahr would kick you out of the building.
2007-11-05 07:27:35
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answer #8
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answered by thor_torkenson 5
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http://www.henrymakow.com/001728.html
Maybe why? And I still believe in this:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military_law/1227842.html
AND of course these bad guys:
http://www.terrorismawareness.org/know-about-jihad
Thanks for asking.
2007-11-05 07:29:31
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answer #9
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answered by Mele Kai 6
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They didnt. Islamic terrorists did.
2007-11-05 07:26:28
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answer #10
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answered by shootmenowplz 2
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