Most embarassing thing?

Question

to happen to you while you were intoxicatd?

intoxicated that is ;-)

Answer 1

At the going away party from my last job, one of the guys I worked with decided to move the party back to his place when we were done at the bar. So we all went there, I apparently took off my top (bra and all) and was sitting on his lap facing him, explaining to him why I could make him not gay anymore. Unfortunately, there were about 25 people there to witness this...and most of them were there at work the next morning when I went in.

Answer 2

I have not allowed myself to become intoxicated in many, many years, and I very seldom drink. BUT, when I was young and not so bright I did one time find myself intoxicated at a concert (in the 80's) with several of my friends from school. The embarrassing thing that I did was puke on the sidewalk, in daylight, in line, waiting to go into the concert. Everyone in my vicinity jumped waaay back and I kept saying "sorry, sorry" and puking on myself. I had to go through the entire concert covered in alcohol smelling vomit.

Answer 3

This was almost 20 years ago. I threw up all over a guy's bathroom, whom I didn't know. I mean everywhere, in the tub, on the floor, in the sink, everywhere. I'm not sure why that happened, or how I got to the guy's house. But I sort of snapped out of it after I threw up, and saw the bathroom looking like that. Since I was the only one in there, I think I must have done it. I was incredibly embarrassed, but still too drunk to clean it up. I came out and my friends were there, with the guys who lived there. All I could do was say I was sorry about the bathroom. Looking back, I probably shouldn't have said anything.

Answer 4

I guess it would be my big mouth. I was with friends at a bar and a person walked in and asked for a smoke. So foolish me gives it to him. He then sat down and drank out of each nearly empty glass that we had on the table. As my eyes adjusted I could see he was unkempt and possibly a street person. my friends were actually angry that I was so friendly. So I stood up and asked the guy to come outside with me.
when we got out there I asked him to leave. which he did.
My friends were then mad that I was so stupid to go outside with a bum. I just can't seem to do anything right when I am drunk. Now I stay home.

Answer 5

Would you believe me if I told you I am too embarassed to tell you and all the five hundred and fifty million thousand out there just waiting impatiently for a really embarassing moment.

Answer 6

I broke a very high heeled boot on a Christmas Crawl and slid down an ice embankment (steep) I had a hell of a time getting back up, no one would come down, I finished the crawl with 1 boot on.

Answer 7

Most recent one, at least - I thought I was peeing behind a park bench in the middle of downtown St. Louis. The next day, when I drove by - I realized there wasn't a park bench there at all. I asked my friend - what I was doing? She said she kept trying to tell me there wasn't a park bench there, but I wouldn't listen. I even acted like I was holding on to it. I swear it was there.

Answer 8

I've never been drunk but my sister was and she sat down to crap and fell on the floor. It was a very messy situation. And, she was puking too! This was at a club. OH! My ex came home drunk, went to bed, moments later woke up and crapped on my bedroom floor, using my jeans as toilet paper. We didn't even notice this til morning. He still says he didn't do it!! I was so mad!!

Answer 9

Fortunately, nothing, since I don't drink & have never been intoxicated!

: )

Answer 10

i peed in Vegas, i left the hotel bed wet. I was with hubby I'm not sure if he noticed the bed. I would be very embarrassed if he did, that's why i don't even wanna ask him. At the same time i do wanna ask him but nahhhhhh.