toddler logic??

Question

got any good ones??

examples...

when asked what courtesy meant,a 4 year old i know said "it's when you flush before you're done"

and when asked what the power ranger glove that he was wearing was for ,another 4 year old i babysit said"my hand"

pretty funny stuff!!

Answer 1

One i got emailed a few years ago, so excuse me if i don't remember it quite right

a Teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her young class.

she asked the class "what did the farmer say when when Chicken Little spoke to him"

One child put their hand up then answered "Holy cow a talking chicken"

She was unable to teach the class for five minutes


It made me smile............hope other get a giggle too

Answer 2

The best I could offer your for toddler logic is from the kids my wife babysits.

4 year old approach to ownership: If I played with it in my recent memory it is mine no matter the proximity to my body at the time you want to play with it.

4 year old approach to eating: If the dog wants a bite I will share; if another toddler wants a bite I will scream. Along with this is if another toddler says the food is gross then it is gross no matter how well I liked it last week.

Answer 3

#1 When a child was chasing her friend around the play ground I reminded her that it was a school rule not to play scary things like monsters. When I saw her chasing her friend again I confronted her saying "I told you not to play monsters" she replied "I'm not playing monsters." "Oh yeah?" I said "Then what are you playing?"
Her answer was "I'm a bad bunny!"
#2 I had a shelf above my bed and I was trying to take an item off of it. My foot slipped and my big toe got wedged into the beds railing and was broken (not badly-just cracked a bit).
When I went to work at a preschool with a brace on my foot a child asked what had happened. I told him I fell off of my bed. With a serious look in his eyes he said "Mrs. ___________, were you jumping on your bed?! It seemed so funny!
#3 My daughter LOVED sugar. So much so that early in the morning she would get the sugar bowl out-lick her hand, stick it into the sugar then lick the sugar off it. For her own good I put the sugar bowl high-out of her reach. Finding her up and about one morning when I got up she excitedly told me "Mommy! I didn't get into the sugar bowl!" I said "That's wonderful!" She went on to say "I stood on my booster seat and I still couldn't reach it!"
#4 I named my daughter Sarah Ann. When ever I happened to say-in the course of a conversation-Not nessesarily-she would say with anger "That's not my name!"

Answer 4

It's not logic but it's still cute. One day a young child asked me if I would be in the yearbook, and I replied no because I am homeschooled. She then said, That's too bad, then you will never know how beautiful you are. It was the most adorable thing ever.

Answer 5

My 4 year old cousin was at a restaurant, and saw a woman with very long hair and said loudly, "Look mommy, that lady has hair on her butt!"

Obviously she meant the lady had hair all the way to her butt

Answer 6

Too cute!

My son was about 3 or 4...my mother asked him something having to do with math and he responded correctly. She asked how he did it and he said he had a family in his head that helped him with hard stuff...cute, but here's the clencher...
My mother said something dingy one day a few days later and my son so innocently looked up to her and said, "Nanny, I think your family is on vacation."
*I still give her a hard time about that! My son is now 19 LOL

Answer 7

Those are too cute, while walking over a very high bridge one day with my 3 yr. old son he said Look mommy where in heaven.

Answer 8

When asked what the red represented on the American flag one the four year olds said "NC state?"

Answer 9

My young grandson keeps me laughing
but I never write it down. My teenage
grand children are helpful to teach me the
language of today's teens and they get lots
of laughs at my expense, but it's all in good fun.

Answer 10

My son was about 4, and in a magazine, there was a picture of Jesus for sale..(a statue),,next to it was reg. for the price..my son said "here is Jesus' sister...reg...too funny..