everytime I ask if he wants to take a quick trip to the butcher.
What's he so afraid of?
2007-11-05 06:20:21 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He just knows he's going to get a really bad haircut?
2007-11-05 06:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by Zorlinda 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yea
I have the same problem with my pet Chicken
2007-11-05 06:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know! The butcher is a really nice guy too!
2007-11-05 13:56:32 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call the turkey whisperer
he'll teach your bird how to 'stay', 'roll over' and 'play dead',
maybe even 'fetch' if you're patient.
2007-11-05 10:53:26 · answer #4 · answered by brenn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw him down the road. He has a placcard that says, "Eat Pork!"
2007-11-05 06:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you have a pet turkey?
2007-11-05 06:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by greeneyeglitter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*gets the hatchet* I will take care of him dear. No problem.
2007-11-05 08:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try putting some candy on its pillow...thats how you'd fool it into believing your intentions are not so evil
2007-11-05 06:24:08 · answer #8 · answered by still breathing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
feed him some more food and fatten him up and he won't be able to run from you then lol
2007-11-05 10:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by rebelady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's afraid you,ll "ax" him to dinner!
2007-11-05 13:20:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋