Mine would be when I was in a hurry and was coming down the porch steps and missed the last one and went heel first down on a big toad..... ewwww. SQUISH.
2007-11-05 05:10:56 · 11 answers · asked by metallica_rocks0122 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I am giving you three picks, each of which did happen.
#1. When I was 18, I had worked on a cattle feedlot, and one of the jobs I had was to lance boils off the cows' hides. This entailed using a large metal pole with a hook wrapped inside a PVC pipe. When the cows were in the locked chute, and we spotted boils, we had to cut the boils open so the pus and blood could spill out (this prevented further infection). Imagine working in the winter time with ice and snow, as a fountain of yellow pus and blood, steaming in the freezing temperatures, squirts out at you. I would also have to clean up the mess with a floor squeegee and a water hose.
#2. Again, at the cattle feedlot, not only did I shovel cow manure from various places, but I also had to assist with removing dead cows. A truck with a crane would lift the dead cows, but someone would have to wrap the chains around the body of the cow. Guess who had to help wrap the chains around the bloated, bleeding bodies?
#3. Many years later, I worked as an assistant and supervisor working with developmentally disabled males. Some fellas were parapalegic, had Cerebral Palsy or were likewise wheelchair bound. Some needed assistance with their bathroom routine. This wasn't a big deal to me, and it was basically Nurses' Aide work, which I didn't mind, because I was helping with a necessary task. However, there was one fella who had a "fecal impact"; he had trouble pooping. I had to wear gloves and literally pull his poop out of his butt. I am not degrading the guy, and I didn't regret doing it, but most people think this is gross. The fella I helped, though..think how HE felt, having to have someone with this every day.
2007-11-05 05:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is pretty gross so read with x-treem caution:
I was in speech-1 class in college sitting on the front row right next to the professor when this really weird girl who always got nervous giving her speeches starting getting choked on her own spit. The instructor had a bottle of water, so she asked the student if she wanted a sip to see if it would help. Well, as soon as she took a drink of the water, she didn't even get the sip down, when she blew all over the entire front row of the class room. She covered ME, The instructor, and every student sitting close enough to get hit by water and throw up! The instructor dismissed class immediately!
Yeah; that was the grossest thing that ever happened to me! I never sit on the front row when anyone is giving any kind of presentation!
2007-11-05 05:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by Stiletto ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Back in 82, I went to a freinds house while sationed at Ft. Bragg, well...met a Girl at the party, got drunk and woke up in a bed with her in the morning, now that would not seem so gross except for...well.....If you do not want to get grossed out don't read further.
I found out I had Oral sex with her while she was on the rag,I woke up covered with Blood, I thought I comitted murder or something, Blood all over me, the sheets, the bed, nasty, nasty , nasty.
Well..don't get mad at me and say sick, I told you not to read on, You just has to go on and do it.
2007-11-05 05:17:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a naughty dream about Elton John last night. Ewwwww
2007-11-05 05:15:44 · answer #4 · answered by Neil B Formee ♀ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stationed in Panama in the mid 80's....huge party in the barracks with the fellas ...we all pass out...wake up 9 am and grab a can of Fosters off the floor to start my day..take big swig...not Fosters....it was Skoal spit!
2007-11-05 05:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by Margaritavillian 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While I was getting on the bus, I stepped on dog poop. It stinked up the whole bus. And the worst thing was, it was my birthday.
2007-11-05 05:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by XbabynovaX 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I stepped on a slug outside at night and it squished between my toes...yuch!...
2007-11-05 05:40:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anglcake 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 80 year old teacher trying to hit on me.
2007-11-05 05:14:48 · answer #8 · answered by sleepy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sneezed in class in 5th grade and my hands were full of snot, could not pull my hands away, had to keep them up and ask teacher to go to restroom, it was really nasty
2007-11-05 05:15:13 · answer #9 · answered by Bambam 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A kid threw up all over my shoes. It was very disgusting.
2007-11-05 05:14:33 · answer #10 · answered by dencur02 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋