JOKES
Baby, You're a Rich Man
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her mom that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and
distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but
I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a
beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll try again!"
2007-11-05 04:15:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
fisherman you crack me up here. great joke.
2007-11-05 14:22:25 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That ones a good joke. LOL It's all in the perception.
2007-11-05 05:21:08 · answer #2 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't her name Anna and they kept trying only he did marry her?
tooo funny! Sometimes it's real!
2007-11-05 07:01:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was just what I needed to start my day off with a smile
and a chuckle. Thanks for sharing this, and I hope you have
a good day wherever you are!
2007-11-05 04:42:29 · answer #4 · answered by Lynn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once again, the almighty buck wins! lol
2007-11-05 04:36:34 · answer #5 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I needed that on this fine morning, thank you very much.
2007-11-05 05:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by doxie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never say never takes on a whole new meaning when you have specifics involved!
2007-11-05 04:24:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Chuckles!!!! LOL
2007-11-05 09:39:33 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if at first you don't succeed, try, try, again and again, and again, and...................
I love it
2007-11-05 05:02:34 · answer #9 · answered by angels_angelsarehere 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Checkbook based morality, Amen --- (((chuckle))) thanks
2007-11-05 04:53:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋