porch door mat?
2007-11-05 03:23:48 · 37 answers · asked by * SeñørITA * 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Nice Panties.
2007-11-05 03:34:59 · answer #1 · answered by remove me 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I want a door mat that says "Welcome, we're not at home right now, but if you'll please leave a message, we'll get back to you as soon as we can."
And if I could get a pressure-senstivie chip with a 10-second delay to give them time to read it and then make a really loud BEEP! that would scare the schick out of anybody!
2007-11-05 05:19:10 · answer #2 · answered by The Babe is Armed! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Hoildays
2007-11-05 03:27:45 · answer #3 · answered by tarie75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your a bill collecter dont even bother to knock!
or maybe: Why you even at the door? go back that way!
or: The house is closed for today come back tomorrow.
2007-11-05 03:40:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy People Only
2007-11-05 05:58:44 · answer #5 · answered by Kim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one on my front porch has "Go Away" on it. The one on my back porch has "Warning: Dog Can Not Hold It's Licker".
2007-11-05 03:49:42 · answer #6 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beware of Dog
2007-11-05 03:30:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"walk softly Woman without Hormones"
2007-11-05 11:02:22 · answer #8 · answered by Francesca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beware of the trap door
2007-11-05 03:28:04 · answer #9 · answered by ~LOZ~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come back later
2007-11-05 03:28:49 · answer #10 · answered by Jai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The nut house.
2007-11-05 03:26:55 · answer #11 · answered by Nosferatu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋