2007-11-05 01:13:53 · 22 answers · asked by darestobelieve 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Have you had a baby? Didn't think so...wimp...
2007-11-05 01:18:13 · answer #1 · answered by Amirra 5 · 10⤊ 5⤋
Why? When did you have your baby? Man flu is just a cold. Real flu makes you feel so ill you think you might die. And to be honest, you feel that bad you don't care if you do.
Having a baby makes you wish you could be chopped in half to stop the pain and you wouldn't give a damn if they did. I didn't honestly believe i could feel so much pain without actually dying. 38 hours of it because my baby was stuck. When they wheeled me to have the op they werne't strong enough to peel my fingers from the side bars on the bed.
The doc lost his temper with me. Pain made me stronger that he was. Turned out i had just minutes to live. Sod yer' 'man flu.' You're little bit of a cold that makes you feel like sh.t
2007-11-05 06:16:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I work in an office with men ( I am the only woman) and I have been made to understand the seriousness of man flu!
2007-11-05 01:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
When u push a baby outta you, man-flu will be the LEAST of your problems
2007-11-05 05:28:56 · answer #4 · answered by dcutegirl06 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Grow some balls man. Umm man flu is a flea on the Gigantic 400lb gorilla that having a baby must be. Man flu. It sounds gay to me really.
2007-11-05 01:58:49 · answer #5 · answered by charles g 2 · 8⤊ 2⤋
Women just don't understand that the bugs that cause man-flu are up to 100 times bigger and more ferocious than those which cause woman-flu. And man-flu bugs have teeth, too.
Lots and lots of teeth...
2007-11-05 01:55:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Women are cruel and my wife especially [it gives her pleasure]
No women will ever understand the severity of Man Flu, it is a serious condition that can totally disable a man for up to a week and cured only by total bed-rest, many hours of daytime T.V, gallons of tea and most of all plenty of sympathy.
We never get the sympathy so it takes longer for us to recover.
Anyway having a baby is only like having a massive dump and I've had plenty of them.
2007-11-05 01:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by ORC 3 · 3⤊ 6⤋
man flu will always be the worst cos it's men that get them,
2007-11-05 01:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Quite right. I've just had man flu and I was in bed with the sniffles for three days. When I got out of bed for a smoke I felt a little bit giddy and I had to lay down again.
You cold unfeelin women are really hurtful sometimes. You dont know what pain is.
2007-11-05 01:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by Lozzo 3 · 4⤊ 6⤋
You mean you have to live with for 9 months before it comes out, then indefinitely till it runs off with a younger version of yourself.
2007-11-05 03:13:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Oh yes I can see what you mean...... a stuffy nose a sore throat and a cough is much worse them pushing a 7-9 pound baby out of my girly bits!!!!!!
Hope you feel better soon!!
2007-11-05 01:19:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 3⤋