i make myself laugh ALL the time. i say weird things and i don't mean to, it just comes out that way. my friend tay who just moved is a nut and whenever i'm around her i can't stop laughing...we have a lot of inside jokes!! but you also make me laugh cause you're awesome!
2007-11-05 06:46:07
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answered by ♥Smiley♥ 2
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This joke does: A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex watch???!!!!!"
2007-11-05 03:25:25
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answered by Anonymous
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i laugh when the dog runs around the living room in circles, at full speed, when NO ONE is chasing him.
"the cell of the phone"? what? no, that makes no sense. it's a cell phone, as in cellular phone.
2007-11-05 02:57:30
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answered by Anonymous
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I always laugh at my own jokes and nobody else laughs which makes me laugh more then they start thinking I must be crazy which of course makes me laugh like I am crazy.
This funny thing really happened. My son's teacher asked him "whats your daddy's name? " His response was "Daddy", then she said "no his other name", he said " honey", teacher says "the other one people call him" he says " oh I'm not allowed to say bad words like that. cute?
2007-11-05 11:58:31
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answered by ? 2
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Symbolic ribbons; They really care more.
The things Hillary says in her debates.
Al Gore’s book. Very ironic considering he made millions while polluting the earth with his jet.
Blonde jokes
2007-11-05 03:02:38
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answered by TicToc.... 7
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I laugh when I'm snowboarding, and I like to show off to my friends sometimes and end up making a fool of myself!! But my friends ALWAYS make me laugh, but usually I'm the one that makse them laugh!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-05 14:41:21
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answered by Lilliea 1
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by enjoying people pain and misery like watching American Funny Video.
2007-11-05 02:58:37
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i laugh when my babe makes those silly faces
i laugh when he tickles me
i laugh when i read my baby bro's email
i laugh when i watch our bunny make those funny stunts
2007-11-05 04:22:28
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answered by 2D1iLuV 7
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little kids(age 1-4)when they are talking!
2007-11-05 02:54:08
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answered by Anonymous
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i laugh at people doing stupid things. i recently just saw somone trying to fish in the river!!!
2007-11-05 02:53:04
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answered by Anonymous
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