Come on soldier i AM waiting???
~have a nice day~
RoChEr
2007-11-04 18:04:37 · 14 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
harsh: do it son! may god bless you soldier
2007-11-04 18:19:43 · update #1
The guards on the north side of the fort are playing volleyball over the security fence. The guards on the west side are distracted, as they are having a furious argument over the correct spelling of the word "guard". The guards on the south side stole a jeep and are looking for beautiful female M.P.s, just like the guys in "Stripes". The guards on the east side built their own little tree-houses, and are too busy defending THAT fort instead of the big fort. I believe this is the time to strike, sir.
2007-11-04 18:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
...... that their army consists of a bunch of fat drunks. They are crude, godless, insolent God-haters; They have no battle strategy; they are superstitious and they are basing their arrogant presumption of victory, on the word of a 'fortune-teller.' Also, the [King]/ General sleeps with a teddybear. [and not a cute one either]. And he likes to wear polka-dotted thongs during battle. also, if we make a diversion by sending half of our troop through the plain towards their camp, we can surprise them by coming from the rear left side of the mountain when they begin to retreat. There's a tiny crag on the hill where we can easily hide atleast 1,000 men. We can cover both the front and rear guard and they will not be able to escape.
Grrr, God-haters. *yuck* Dude, we SO got this!
â¥
By the way, i will be wearing my pink thong with the hearts & ribbons on it during battle. But it's okay, cuz i'm a girl. Also, can i get a flying boomerang ring thing like Xena has? i think that would be cool... SIR!!!
2007-11-05 02:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He sucks his thumb and he has a map of where the treasure is in his hotel room
2007-11-05 02:07:11 · answer #3 · answered by Dreaming♥ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That they weren't really that menacing in the end and they cry too much to be scary anyway.
PS: ROFL at beans!
2007-11-05 04:11:20 · answer #4 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm drunk this isn't fair !! Oh I'm not a soldier and I don't drink!!!
2007-11-05 02:10:23 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They like to wear womens panties Sir!
2007-11-05 02:24:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not much yet! lol I still have IT under investigation.
Have a great day you too! â¥
2007-11-05 02:08:53 · answer #7 · answered by Martha B will be suspended 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He knows more about me than I would like.
2007-11-05 02:12:06 · answer #8 · answered by Patrick E 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That she is your friend and now you dont want to be mine.
2007-11-05 07:24:34 · answer #9 · answered by tony s 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That he's conniving liar.
2007-11-05 02:13:30 · answer #10 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋