cmon people, please share!
put some smiles on the sad faces out there (like me)
2007-11-04 16:08:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My granddaughter, on the phone. She is 2 and gets silly and she always makes me laugh or smile.
2007-11-04 16:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by Dovahkiin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was emailed to me
10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer
* 10. The monitor is up on blocks.
* 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
* 8. The six front keys have rotted out.
* 7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
* 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
* 5. The password is "Bubba".
* 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
* 3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
* 2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...
* 1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
2007-11-05 01:13:54 · answer #2 · answered by redd headd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My girlfriend just poured a glass of grape juice. I was feeling a little silly and grabbed the glass and started drinking it. She turned around and saw me and tickled me as I was drinking the juice and it came out of my nose all over the kitchen counter. Then while we were still laughing about that, there was some conversation about my girlfriend saying that it felt like there was an artery about to burst in her brain. I said that I didn't know that there were arteries in our brain. Without explaining further, I took yet another drink of juice. She said, "Maybe that's your problem". Again juice shot out of my nose all over the living room floor. Then the dog licked it up. It took us about 5 minutes to stop laughing. After the juice went through my nose the second time, I was having a hard time breathing. This all happened within the last half-hour.
2007-11-05 00:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by 2010DynaSuperGlide 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For some reason late last night, The Nutty Professor with Eddie Murphy was pretty funny to me, and I enjoyed it.
2007-11-05 00:11:53 · answer #4 · answered by Yavuzen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My nephews and neices were eating dinner at the table and saying jokes. My 7 year old nephew said "why did the chicken cross the road", and my 5 year old neice spoke up and said, "because he walked on it!" It was cute!
2007-11-05 00:12:06 · answer #5 · answered by Jess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Family Guy!
2007-11-05 00:14:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My lil cousin showing off in church today playing his sax... So funny, but im sure you had to be there to understand.. Lol
2007-11-05 00:12:50 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs.Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watchin my 2 and 4 yr old lil cousins watchin chucky and gettin scared form it..lol
2007-11-05 00:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
putting on my slacks on the wrong way....haha, thought it wasn't fitting quite right...there was a bit of a bulge on the front, firmer on the derriere...
made you laugh yet?!
2007-11-05 00:12:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke...
How do you tell Bill Clinton his fly is open? You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
2007-11-05 00:17:54 · answer #10 · answered by the_chief 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋