try this, it was emailed to me
10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer
* 10. The monitor is up on blocks.
* 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
* 8. The six front keys have rotted out.
* 7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
* 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
* 5. The password is "Bubba".
* 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
* 3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
* 2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...
* 1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
2007-11-04 16:49:47
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answer #1
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answered by redd headd 7
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ya
hmmm where to begin..
-i have gay dogs that are brothers and have sex all the time
they make wierd noises
-my brother thoght a blow job was what you did to your hair
-my cat has down syndrome, and looks like those kids that have it
-my friend thought that pepper was in the sand and ate it, then asked how you get the salt off the salt tree
-it is sooo painful to have coke slushy come out your nose
-it is actually possible to die from having sex at an old age, thats how i wanna die!
-Smiling and laughing burn calories!!!
2007-11-04 23:39:18
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answer #2
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answered by ♥manni♥ 2
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If i said u had a beautiful body would u hold it against me wait that line may make u puke instead
2007-11-04 23:28:54
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Buk is having a party at his house!!
all the bukin' everclear you can drink!!
2007-11-04 23:32:40
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answer #4
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answered by Moma 7
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don't frown life isn't that bad...and if it is.......you can always plead insanity......
just remember when life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder what the heck you did.
2007-11-04 23:31:58
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answer #5
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answered by Zaq 2
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just look at my picture on the screen!
2007-11-04 23:40:11
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answer #6
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answered by omg_i_luv_root_beer 2
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I dont know
2007-11-04 23:28:02
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answer #7
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answered by Tori 3
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Ang Cute..Cute mo!! mwahhhhhh!
(You're so cute..!! mwahugz)
2007-11-04 23:32:37
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answer #8
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answered by jhulia g 4
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sure!! poof!!!! your SMILE!! WE WILL CALL YOU THAT FROM NOW ON. HOPE THAT HELPS!!
2007-11-04 23:28:23
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answer #9
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answered by mother of 4! 5
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dont worry be happy :)
2007-11-04 23:27:18
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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