** Veal Cutlets and Pancakes
"Well, doctor, have you received the results of my tests?" the patient asked.
"Yes, Mr. Smith, and I'm afraid I've got some really bad news for you. You've got VD, AIDS and Mad Cow Disease".
"Oh, no! What treatment can you give me?"
"We're going to take you into the hospital, give you your own private room, and put you on a diet of veal cutlets and pancakes."
"Veal cutlets and pancakes? Delicious! I never realized that those delicious foods could help cure me!"
"They won't, but they're easy to slide under the door."
2007-11-04 14:20:32 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
aMazing
2007-11-04 14:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
1) Hot Chocolate with Whipped Cream: 10 2) Spinach Pie:9.8 3) Jalapeno,Pepper, Onion, Tomato Omelet:5 4) Strawberry Pancakes:6.8 5) Steak Quesadillas:6 6) Grape Juice:10 7) Veal Cutlet:8 8) Broiled Flounder:9 9) Stuffed Shells:10 yumm.... 10) Onion Rings:10
2016-04-02 05:21:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last 2 lines put this together so well. I see so many people who have heard of your questions and I am starting to feel like the dummy here as for me these are new and I think this was hilarious!!
Personally, I could never eat veal ever. Yet, the pancakes sound real good about now with lost of butter and white corn syrup.
You certainly get a star from me!!!!
2007-11-04 22:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by sherry 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
i`m trying to figure your question out is this a joke? or is it because veal cutlets and pancakes are both flat and they can fit under the door? ha!ha!
2007-11-04 14:37:10 · answer #4 · answered by sky 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Funny but quite old
To Skyy
I think you should be able to joke about any subject, if you start saying you cant joke about this or that then you might as well ban all humour because all jokes will upset somebody.
Doctor - I`m afraid you`ve got cancer and alzheimers
Patient - Well it could of been worse, I could have cancer
2007-11-04 14:36:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
It was funny but I wouldn't eat veal for ethical reasons.
2007-11-04 15:31:39 · answer #6 · answered by shipwreck 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
It didn't sound very tasty but, you did get me to laugh. It's good some people still have a sense of humor.
2007-11-04 14:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by bizzi 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
pancakes
2007-11-05 02:34:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!!!!
2007-11-04 17:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha very funny I like it.
2007-11-04 14:33:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Another good one...thanks for the chuckle. It's been a long day, so it's much appreciated.
2007-11-04 14:41:35 · answer #11 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋