Please rank the following assertions in order of believability (details): ?

Question

Please rank in order of believability:

1) Santa Claus has eight tiny reindeer and a non-unionized toy shop.
2) The Abominable Snowman is NOT abominable, merely overdue for a shower.
3) Gawd luuuves you and needs yer money.
4) If ye keep a-crossin' yer eyes someday they're a-gonna stick like that.

Answer 1

4. Some people swear they've seen it happen.

2. Yeti aren't slobs and do engage in grooming, but find hot water difficult to come by.

1. Elves are very particular about being respected. They are notorious for getting everything due them, regardless of collateral damage. And, they never forget a slight. No way they would fail to organize any shop they worked in.

3. I am willing to accept the idea that God, if she exists, loves me. Just about everyone finds me charming. But what would an entity with all the Power of Nature at her command need with my bux?

Answer 2

With one being the most believable:

1) If ye keep a-crossin' yer eyes someday they're a-gonna stick like that .
2) The Abominable Snowman is NOT abominable, merely overdue for a shower.
3) Santa Claus has eight tiny reindeer and a non-unionized toy shop
4) Gawd luuuves you and needs yer money.

Answer 3

I rank the "Step on a crack, break your mother's back" above all of those.


Also, I have personal reasons to believe the medical studies showing that individuals who consume 5 bottles of red wine/week are both healthier and smarter.

Answer 4

I'll go with maybe 2 as being a slight possibility, the rest have no basis in reality.

Answer 5

2
4
1
3

Answer 6

Most likely: 4

Least likely: Take your pick it's a three way tie.

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Answer 7

I'd put em all at nil.

Answer 8

4
2
1
3

Answer 9

2,4,1,3.