2007-11-04 11:50:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Watch the movie, "Ferris Buellers Day Off". It will help you skip school. I love that movie. It is hilarious.
2007-11-04 11:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by good directions 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Ummm your mother isn't stupid. Faking sick on a Sunday night? She'll know you're faking, especially if you felt great throughout the rest of the week. Now, if you wanted to do it right, you'd have to fake sick on saturday night, so then you'd definetly be "sick" on sunday, and no, not from a hangover either! You could also try faking sick on thursday and staying home friday but that'll just ruin your weekend! Hon, just go, get it over with. We have thanksgiving this month, and that's how many days off school? Just wait it out, it'll be worth it. That way you have school off with the freedom to still go out with your friends without staying home because you're "sick". My little brother fails at playing sick. He'll stay home, but once 4 o'clock rolls around he wants to be outside playing. When I played sick, I didn't want to go outside. I wasn't going to give away that I really wasn't sick. You don't want your parents to think you're being dishonest because they won't trust you and when you're actually sick they won't believe you. I grew up in the 90s, kids today are retards and don't think.
2007-11-04 12:01:22 · answer #2 · answered by Randy C 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Okay, it's time for the Rob Cocktail.
First, eat some bread or dry cereal or cracker or something. Four mouthfuls will do nicely. Wait two minutes.
Second, mix up a glass of cold tea, unsweetened. Add seven (7) tablespoons of salt and stir it in.
Third, clean up the evidence except for the glass.
Fourth, CHUG the tea.
You will blow chunks rather quickly. Brown liquidy chunks. You want to do that in the kitchen or within earshot of witnesses.
Enjoy your day off.
2007-11-04 11:56:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
m'kay This site has alot of good methods
http://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Sick-to-Stay-Home-from-School
I would suggest NOT doing it on a Monday because it seems more suspicouse(sp?). The best Days to do it I think are Tuesday, Wendsday , and Thursday. I think I might do those two or maybe even three next week. Good luck ;D
2007-11-04 13:04:47 · answer #4 · answered by Just me 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I faked being sick once, but kinda on accident. I was washing my face and dried my face with my towel. Somehow, the towel went onto my eye and it stung a bit. Soon, it got kinda reddish/pink like I poked my eye. I tried making it go away, but it didn't. When I went to school, everyone was like "You got pink eye!" so when my teacher sent me to the nurse, the nurse asked me some questions like did it feel like my eye was oozing or something like that. I said yea. I wanted to go home because there was a project due and I didn't finish. When I went home, I finished my project while my mom thought I was sleeping. I got tired and slept and when I woke up the next morning, my eye was fine again~
2007-11-04 11:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by 11:11 pm<3 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I always pretend to have a sore throat and a headache, if your a good actor sort of like moan when when you talk and talk as though you voice is hoarse. Don't just get sick all of a sudden kinda fake a little tonight and say your gaonna go to bed early, if they try to give you medicane just dont take it.
2007-11-04 11:56:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
blame it on cramps. they are so bad you cant even walk. but u have to get really into the acting part haha. ive done it a handful of times. also if u wake up before your rents or like right when they wake up, plan it out, go into the bathroom and act like ur throwing up and make somenosies and flush the toilet and then when u come out go tell them or they wil already notice that uve been in there a while so they will ask u whats up and tell them u threw up ahahah
2007-11-04 11:55:12 · answer #7 · answered by gypsy0913 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Start now, go tell Mom that you aren't feeling very well. You have a stomach ache and your head hurts. Keep going to the bathroom and make sure she notices. Ask her if she thinks you have a fever later. Good luck! lol I feel naughty just helping you.
2007-11-04 11:54:02 · answer #8 · answered by Jan G 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
They used to say that you could stick a penny under your tongue and it would raise your temperature.
There is another way to raise your temperature, but you could really get sick and I do not want to post it here.
2007-11-05 08:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by oldsalt 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you try and make your self look pale then u go to your parents acting tired then run to the bathroom then come back and mumble about i dont feel so good it works 80 percent of the time for me
2007-11-04 11:58:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋