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In the wrong place at the wrong time

2007-11-04 10:20:59 · 36 answers · asked by 00000 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Well it was meant to be the right place...BUT someone always has to walk in at that very damn moment!!!!!!

2007-11-04 10:23:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

Yes in at the right time and in the right place. In hospital after major surgery unless i farted i still could not have the tube removed from my mouth that went to my stomach, i never felt happier when i did even though it was only a blip. it was enough to let me eat solids food after being on a drip for 3 weeks.

2007-11-04 10:32:15 · answer #2 · answered by Starr 3 · 0 0

Yes and it was very embaressing.I had drunk 3 cans of coke (lethal) and had a fit of the giggles.I was sitting on a wooden bench shared by sevral others and in a quiet moment (and a silent fit of the giggles) I let rip uncontrollably.I then totally denied it was me.The worst thing was a) I was trying to impress a boy who I liked at the time and b)his ex girlfriend gleefully shouted "WHAT WAS THAT??" and then pointedly suggested it was me.By this time I was red faced and anxious to leave.I now know NEVER to drink coke or eat bread if I dont want to have that problem again!

2007-11-04 10:26:12 · answer #3 · answered by Modbird 4 · 3 0

We used to have competitions in the choir stalls until the vicar turned around in the middle of his sermon one day and told us off. Boys will be boys. We had to make do with running a book on the length of his sermons and scaring the women with spiders after that.

My late grandad always used to wake himself up with a fart every time he nodded off.

2007-11-04 10:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by bouncer bobtail 7 · 2 0

Yes I have. I fell asleep during a silent reading time in High School English and I farted in my sleep, and even in my dream I farted, and it woke me up. When I looked behind me, there were these two, usually quiet girls, giggling. Mocking me. I was like "What?! WHAT?!"
I frickin' knew what.

2007-11-04 10:28:51 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1 0

Yeah. I sneezed and at the same time out came a fart. It was so embarrassing as I was in the library.

2007-11-04 10:38:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's always the wrong place and the wrong time, never flamin happens when you're on your own on the sofa, bugger. Tried to blame the dog.....

2007-11-04 10:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by scooter 6 · 2 0

yes i farted in a Chinese takeaway loud an blamed my husband. i was like couldnt you wait tell we got home he was like what what you talking about. there was another person in the takeaway is well an give my husband a funny look...

2007-11-04 11:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes

2007-11-04 10:24:55 · answer #9 · answered by Phil H 4 · 0 2

Yes

2007-11-04 10:24:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Yes, while I was getting a pap test. She was like its OK, everybody does it. I'm like, hello i just farted in your face. So embarrassing.

2007-11-04 10:24:14 · answer #11 · answered by SKB11 Kitty-Kong!!! 7 · 4 0

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