What's the funniest thing a child has said to you?

Question

You know, when they say something really innocent or really stupid but it's actually very, very witty? : )

Answer 1

"you are very big"
john

Answer 2

My cousin told me an old joke with an interesting punchline:
"Why did the man cross the road?"
"I don't know, why?"
"Because he wanted to kill himself!"
And this is coming from a 3 year old!

Actually, my two little cousins are always telling me crazy or funny stuff, but that was the only one I could think of off the top of my head.

Answer 3

I'm not sure if this is the funniest, but I did enjoy this one. I was with my little nephew (4) and we were going over sounds that animals make, so we went through some and I said "Well, what sound does your mommy make?" and he said. "Beep! Beep! Move outta the way grandpa!".

I once saw a little kid, imitating his dad's golf game. He hit the little ball with his plastic club, through the club and yelled @#%$ it! It made me laugh so hard...lol.

Thanks for bringing up some fun memories. God Bless.

Answer 4

When my brother lived in the USA he came over for a visit with his family, my daughter was 4 at the time and my brother arrived in a hire car. She asked " Daddy, how did uncle Tony get his car on the aeroplane?"

Stunning..... still makes me smile after all these years.

Answer 5

Well, one time I was going to babysit and the eldest (6) came to the door. I asked her "Where's mummy?" and she said "Well she said she's gone upstairs to talk to daddy but really I think they're sh*gging".

Answer 6

I was driving and my daughter was with me. Further up the road a guy goes running across the roadway cutting through traffic. My daughter perks up and points at the guy and says. "Look Mom. He's gay walking."

I had to pull over as the laughter was too distracting for me to continue driving at that moment.
One of those precious moments provided by Bubby.

Answer 7

My daughter asked where babies come from.I told her Daddy put a seed in my belly button we were looking at pictures
of when I was pregnant with her I didn't know what to say to a five year old.
a few months back I was talking my pregnant friend. my
daughter touched her tummy and said the daddy put a seed
in your belly button huh.

Answer 8

My little cousin was watching cartoons and I accidentally changed the channel and couldn't change it back. I don't know what happened but anyway. My little cousin tells my dad all crying "Le cambio el canal! Matalo!" Which means "he changed the channel! Kill him!" LOL. My little cousin got that off of watching TOO many spanish soap operas.

Answer 9

A nine year old had a crush on me and he asked me if I liked 9-yr-olds..."like that"...and i said no you are too young..and he said "Age ain't nuthin but a number!"

I tried to hold in my laughter...cuz i didn't want to laugh in his face...but i couldn't help laughing histerically....hahaha

Answer 10

my dad was smoking whilst doing a BBQ and my little sister and cousin (who got told that fire was dangerous and they had to stay away from it), asked me "why does daddy have a firestick in his mouth? i thought fire was bad" i couldnt stop laughing.

and then the funniest thing was, at the end of the BBQ when the fire had died down but was still hot, they went and found some sticks, put them in the ashes so that they were glowing orange at the end and pretended to smoke.

lmao, my mum and auntie went beserk

Answer 11

I was dressed as a totally pimped out gangsta for Halloween and I looked like a guy. I had a stereo on my shoulder, foil on my teeth, chains, baggy pants, the works. I was walking down a street and this little girl dressed as a fairy came up to me and said, "Your so pretty!" I couldn't stop laughing....;)