2007-11-04 04:43:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hope you have a kid just like you, dont know if this was a quote or a curse because i got one just like me
2007-11-04 04:53:48 · answer #1 · answered by Ed S 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was little, My mum always used to ask me to do things for her and when I asked why couldnt she do it she replied 'Because I have a bone in my leg'
I always thought it was some sort of ill ness untill my brain caught up with me!!
Flic x x
2007-11-05 06:04:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would definitely have to come from my father! My cousins and I would ask to go to the bathroom while we were in our bedroom and my father would say, "You got ten and three gone"! That meant we had ten minus three seconds to use the bathroom and be back in our beds! I hated that!
2007-11-04 13:56:15 · answer #3 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only exercise you do is lifting your fork and knife and running back and forth to the refrigerator :D haha yeah its kind rude but sooo funny
2007-11-04 12:49:07 · answer #4 · answered by SO scrumdidlyumptious 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
one time, after watching the show 'yo mama', my dad just randomly said to me, "yo mama is so fat, she uses the equator as a belt."
that just seriously took me by surprise and it was burned in my memory forever. and it was pretty disturbing. who wants their 50 year old dad saying that to you about your mom. lol.
for anyone who doesn't know of the show 'yo mama', it's a show where people battle out by saying the most clever 'yo mama' jokes.
2007-11-04 12:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by jesayka 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Isn't a traffic light party where everbody wears red, green or yellow?
Oh bless!
2007-11-04 12:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by swelwynemma 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
my dad always says:
"I been busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest"
2007-11-04 12:47:37 · answer #7 · answered by tin woman 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My dad said.....Only a poor rat has only one hole to run to....I keep getting in all the holes I can:)
2007-11-04 12:47:33 · answer #8 · answered by Buddy Love 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
if all your friends jumped off a cliff.
2007-11-04 12:50:31 · answer #9 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
rock on with your bad self!
2007-11-04 12:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋