2007-11-04 03:42:04 · 27 answers · asked by Villain 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I'M JUST ASKING A QUESTION...not making a statement.
2007-11-04 03:51:04 · update #1
I NEVER said our President was dumb.
2007-11-04 03:52:05 · update #2
He would look worse than Weird Al in the video "I lost on Jeopardy".
George W. Bush would end up with negative numbers, unless they dumbed down the categories.
Here are 3 categories he might do well in:
Rhymes and Fables
Loony Toons
Disney Characters
2007-11-04 03:47:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 6⤋
He'd have his little earpiece on and he'd get answers read to him by some Republican who's good at trivia. (Ben Stein?) But he'd pronounce the answers wrong. The next day the right-wing media would be announcing that he won despite Jeopardy's huge left-wing bias.
BTW there ought to be a category of 'Reasons We Went to War in Iraq' which included questions about Saddam's nuclear weapons, his WMD, his plans to attack the US with unmanned drone aircraft, his cooperation with Al Quaeda, etc. etc.
2007-11-04 12:02:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Bush needs to stick to the game "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader ?". After he gets few wins under his belt playing that, then he can dream of not getting humiliated on Jeopardy.
2007-11-04 12:37:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
He would win and be the uncontested champion for years until he got tired of playing. He would accomplish this by cheating. He would have an ear piece and a team of people feeding him the correct answers. If he happened to get an answer wrong his team of lawyers would contest the wrong answer. Then his people would rewrite history to make his answer correct. This would not be a bad idea, he would stay occupied and wouldn't invade anymore countries.
2007-11-04 13:28:51 · answer #4 · answered by Stephanie is awesome!! 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sovereignty for 100 Alex...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi49tvs8jp8
2007-11-04 12:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by Dastardly 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jeopardy doesn't test actual knowledge, especially knowledge a President needs.
Alex Trebek is a Republican btw.
2007-11-04 11:47:28 · answer #6 · answered by godgunsandgl0ry 3 · 3⤊ 4⤋
I'd rather see him on The Weakest Link.
Chuckle nuts, you *are* the weakest link, goodbye
2007-11-04 19:36:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Guarnteed win for one of the other two contestants
2007-11-04 12:06:57 · answer #8 · answered by xg6 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
HAY Genius!!! Good question. I think he would start the answer, say it backwards, say things like "well, ah, I, ba, da, wa", and run out of time.
2007-11-04 11:56:43 · answer #9 · answered by duster360 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
The first time he would answer a question incorrectly (the first question), Alex Trebek would be taken to Gitmo and "not" tortured.
2007-11-04 11:51:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋