White House 2008?

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White House 2008
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton ." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away..

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/13158/

Answer 1

OK ... so obviously ck4829 failed in his humorous attempt. Yours was MUCH funnier (he is obviously a Hillary fan which would explain his lack of a sense of humor.) And it's apparent Steve C didn't finish reading the joke by clicking on the link you provided or he has absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever either. Sad for them I must say.

I thought it was quite funny ... and I quite conquer with the old man. I'm am not a huge Bush fan ... but can I tell you that Hillary would be the biggest mistake BY FAR were she to make it to the White House. People who think otherwise ought to really look into her background ... some pretty scary stuff there ... regardless of your political orientation ... she would be the worst choice of all. I hope people who are voting for the sheer chance at having a woman in office wake up and realize she is NOT the one to deserve that honor. I'd rather wait for a woman with integrity and morals.

Peace to you ...

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Answer 2

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don 't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer... because hearing how Bush is President makes me depressed..."

Answer 3

The Marine answered, "sir, if Hilary Clinton were President I wouldn't be standing here because she would slash the National Defense budget so that they would no longer be able to afford my honorable service"

Answer 4

Love it!! I will be happy to hear that Hillary is not the President any time those words are spoken!! She is a very dangerous and evil person and should have nothing to do with running our great nation. We need to expect a whole lot more from anyone who is serving as President and most of all need to have a trustworthy individual who can handle the job; not someone who has been dishonest, disloyal, and totally irrational in their thinking and actions.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

At the rate things are going, this Marine may be escorting this old man right up to the front door!

Answer 7

Good joke.

Answer 8

Stupid Joke.

What's the point.