What words would you like to be written on your tomb (type your epitaph)?

Answer 1

" Here Lies A Rotten Body once A Big Hearted Guy "

Answer 2

For myself:

She drank good ale,
good punch and wine
And lived to the age of 99.

Another favorite:

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.

Then there is always:

She always said her feet were killing her
but nobody believed her

Finally, the truest!

On a grave digger:

Robert Phillip, gravedigger:

Here I lie at the Chancel door;
Here lie I because I am poor;
The farther in the more you pay;
Here I lie as warm as they.

Answer 3

I want to be cremated and my ashes placed in the ocean...no epitaph, no trace I ever existed...wishful thinking, of course...

Answer 4

returned unopened