There was this Fella Thismorning lit a ciggie in front of me
I was so shocked
I droped my Beer and swore at him
2007-11-03 23:01:06 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That's absolutely shocking, did you spill much of your beer or did you catch it in time?
I think that churches should have beer can holders like at the cinema
2007-11-03 23:07:32 · answer #1 · answered by Ste G 3 · 8⤊ 0⤋
How rude! Some people just don't know what good manners are these days. I always thought the rule was: No ciggies til after the service, beer's okay as long as you don't belch, and
if you're going to eat, bring enough for everyone. : )
2007-11-03 23:17:03 · answer #2 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would be very angry with the ciggie and the beeer, huh!
Of course when we're inside the church, we must behave and earnestly listen to the words of God...especially in the homily.
2007-11-03 23:15:37 · answer #3 · answered by jmjm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
disgraceful lol, but better than that...
My daughter who has learning difficulties was in church, the vicar was holding a service for young people, he decided to repeat a hymn to help the youngsters learn the words etc.
At the top of her voice, in front of the whole congregation, she shouted "F***ing hell not that again".
I don't know how I kept a straight face, absolutely hilarious.
She was about 15 at the time, and we haven't been back.
2007-11-03 23:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by northern lass 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That gold coloured thing on a chain with smoke coming out isn't a ciggie. The vicar's handbag is on fire.
2007-11-03 23:08:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Things frowned upon in church
Farting
Belching
Smoking
Swearing
Fancying the vicar
" " " " " " " his wife
" " " " " " "the little teaser in the choir wearing a mini skirt
2007-11-04 00:33:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that is shocking. Things have changed around the church in my area. For one thing, the Vicar won't do that graven images workshop anymore.
2007-11-03 23:09:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Behave Bad or Good? I know how to behave Bad in church. I snore.
2007-11-03 23:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately yes, but I'm trying to get over it.
3 years of therapy has helped.
But still getting used to the fact that I CAN think for myself and get it right.
2007-11-04 00:15:38 · answer #9 · answered by chrisviolet4011 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I do is thumb wrestle with my son during the sermon, otherwise I'd be sleeping.
2007-11-03 23:08:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋