What would you do for a million dollars?

Question

Of course you would have to pick one out of the five choices below (Did you think you get to pick one your own?):

Anyway...

a.) Cut off BOTH of your thumbs
b.) Eat a plate of human waste
c.) Jump in a pool with a big angry shark for 2 minutes
d.) Make love to your grandma; dead OR alive
e.) Go on a Cedar Point adult roller coaster ride with no safety


Also, list the one that your LEAST likely to do as well.

Answer 1

I'm going to have to go with option E for sure

Answer 2

I guess I would choose the roller coaster, cuz u didnt say it goes upside down and I have a pretty tight grip when I'm scared. I would never cut off my thumbs, cuz I need them. I wouldnt eat human waste cuz I'd probably get ecoli and die. I wouldnt jump in with sharks, cuz I wouldnt even last the two minutes unless there was a cage around me. And the whole grandma thing is sick, I'm a girl, and I dont have a grandma, but that was very disgusting of u to make that a choice.

Answer 3

Keep yur money, dude.
BTW, what's a "Cedar Point adult roller coaster"?

Answer 4

None of the above. I'll remain financially barely above drowning without that million.

Answer 5

You are a twisted fellow. Choice B, horrible, but not as bad as the rest. Least: D or E or C or A or B.

Answer 6

I would work and invest hard until I reach a million and not do any silly thing that may cost my life.

Answer 7

d with the dead one, on Pay Per View.

Answer 8

I'd rather live in a dumpster than do those stuff

Answer 9

A. ( I can get them reattached later.)
Least likely to do d.

Answer 10

i lost between B & E