He kept wandering through the crowd, yelling, "BEER? BEER?" and there he was...
With a WHOLE CASE OF IT strapped right in front of him, there on his CHEST!!!
JEESH! All he'd have had to do is look DOWN one time!!!
2007-11-03 12:44:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
So the presidents of Bush, Coors, Corona, and Guinness were at a beer making convention, and they decide to go into the bar and have a drink together. The Bush pres walks up to the bartender and says "I'll have the King of Beers, I'll have a Bush!"
After the bartender pours the Bush and hands it over, the president of Coors walk up and says "I'll have a taste of the rockies. I'll have a Coors!", and so the bartender gives him one.
The president of Corona walks up and says "I'll have the best beer in the world. I'll have a Corona." The bartender hands him is beer, and then turns to the president of Guinness.
The Guinness president says "I'll have a Coke." The bartender looks at him funny and says "Don't you want a Guinness?" The Guinness president looks amused and says "Well, they're not drinking beer, I don't see why I should."
2007-11-04 08:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by Mythological Beast 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw a girl doing the same thing with a whole rack of giant pretzels She was just wandering around, begging for pretzels. I think the beer guy and the pretzel girl should get together.
2007-11-03 19:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
He wasn't drunk! He was taking up a collection for all that poor, sober children in China that don't have any beer at all... give generously, next time.
2007-11-04 00:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by Habanera 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's amazing the things one will see when they have been granted a weekend pass!! Have they revoke it yet?? Hey, bring me a beer before the hallucination fades out!!
2007-11-03 20:13:50 · answer #4 · answered by Ginny 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I sat near a drunk guy at a Rangers game this season. His father was nice and talked about baseball with my mom and I. The drunk guy offered us peanuts and I was like no thanks..
2007-11-03 19:48:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yep. He musta been pretty drunk to not see what was right under his nose! Your so funny.
2007-11-03 19:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where were the other guys? You know, Peanuts, Hot dogs.
2007-11-03 20:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by tim b 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear...who let you out again?
I'm going to HAVE to get on the orderlies about this...
2007-11-03 19:51:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i think Terry got a little stoned at this game. o_0
2007-11-03 19:46:44 · answer #9 · answered by Bradley 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
sure you werent the drunk one?
2007-11-03 19:54:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anthem Demon R&S addict 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋