Do you ever do a "drive-by"?

Question

you know when you have to fart so you go in someone elses office at work where there are a few people and let it go quietly then watch as everyone tries to ignore it?

Answer 1

I like to go crop dusting. Spread it evenly everywhere.

Answer 2

Funny you should ask. I have not but a friend did a classic. We were at a restaurant and about finished eating, when his ex came in and sat down with a large group, Nobody saw him as we were several table in the back, it was a pretty big fancy place.

Anyway the table across from us was geting to leave and about six people. So he told me to go up front and i did. When the party that was by us got up to leave he broke in line behind the first person, like the way you do at a movie or a ball game that's over.

As he approached the table he said he did it about three feet from the table and then he walked by. So he walked by and then as the other people behind him got hit so did the people sitting at the table. Next thing you know the people sitting down are looking at the people walking by and the people walking are looking down at the people at the table, you know eye contact.

I was rolling, but up front. By then the group at the table by them were also looking back at everyone, took about 10 seconds.

Another time another f rode by some striking ATT or bell people were protesting .It was a long city block and three group with signs protesting. One at each end and one n the middle. He rode by and told the end group to get a job and they were worthless and they started shouting and waving the protest signs, then he got to the middle group and hollering out what a great job they did and he was with them and they started hollering and waving the signs and then he got to the end group and he told them to get a job and stuff and they stated hollering and waving the signs as they were also mad as the group at the other end. We were in a convertible vette and got caught at the light and he kept cussing them and ended up haivng to run the redlight. It was funny. I just wondered later when if someone asked who was in the vette and they were confused. Take care.

Answer 3

Nah. I take it to the restroom or at the very least, make sure I'm walking down a long hallway before I drop the f-bomb.

Answer 4

I did it a few times on the crowded subway in NYC and I always get a seat.They get up and go to the next carriage.

Answer 5

Oh yes. Doorways are best, as people will walk through your noxious buttcloud.

Beefing one as you leave a staff meeting is good too. Beefing one DURING the staff meeting is better, if you have a good poker face.

Have a star.

Answer 6

i opt for to pay attention an ice cream guy play the subject music to the Halloween movies. I choose I had an ice cream truck. On oppressively warm days like this, i could spend my breaks interior the back with the ice cream. :)

Answer 7

When I used to dance, we'd walk by the less savory clientele and do that. The music was so loud that sometimes you could do it right in their face and they wouldn't hear it.

Answer 8

Lmao, star for u!

Your intelligent handling of flatulence is admirable, albeit a little dastardly...

I haven't ever done this personally though.

Answer 9

LOL, nope. But my husband likes to leave "gifts" for people in store aisles when he knows he's about to go to another one. You public farters are crazy. :P

Answer 10

i let 'em rip when i'm walking down an empty area. got called on it a couple of times though.