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Question

Use as many words as you need. Please include the entire sentence as it is so much easier to read. Thank you.

1. When I heard his voice on the phone I ______________.
2. I am smiling so hard right now that ____________.
3. A total stranger walked up to me and said, "___________."
4. The next song I write will be about you. It will be called, "____________."
5. I am living proof that ___________________.

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Answer 1

1. When I heard his voice on the phone I said "You appear to have reached an answering device....".
2. I am smiling so hard right now that it probably hurts the people that are watching me!
3. A total stranger walked up to me and said, "Haven't we met?" (LAME!!)
4. The next song I write will be about you. It will be called, "She Wore Yellow Bloomers all the live long day"
5. I am living proof that God has a sense of humor!

Answer 2

1. When I heard his voice on the phone I laughed, he is so silly he keeps me laughing.
2. I am smiling so hard right now that tears are rolling down my cheeks.
3. A total stranger walked up to me and said, "you do a great job."
4. The next song I write will be about you. It will be called, "Happy without you but happier with you."
5. I am living proof that happiness comes from within.

Answer 3

1. When I heard his voice on the phone I squealed with delight !
2. I am smiling so hard right now that my face hurts :)
3. A total stranger walked up to me and said, "Can I have a kiss?".
4. The next song I write will be about you. It will be called, "Everybody Needs A Little Sunshine" :)
5. I am living proof that it's never too late to be happy !!!

Answer 4

. When I heard his voice on the phone I farted.

2. I am smiling so hard right now that my face is numb.

3. A total stranger walked up to me and said, "you should wear diapers when your pregnant so you dont have to run to the bathroom all the time" (true story)

4. The next song I write will be about you. It will be called,"youre cheap."

5. I am living proof that **** floats.

Answer 5

1. When I heard his voice on the phone I _I laughed my butt off_.
2. I am smiling so hard right now that _i am amusing myself__.
3. A total stranger walked up to me and said, "_hey there, you won._."
4. The next song I write will be about you. It will be called, "_a day in the life of a miserable waste_."
5. I am living proof that _a person can be pretty & smart__.

Answer 6

was happy
i am happy
you look happy
happy
happy people are happy