Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on drinks. Patient: I don't touch a drop. Doctor: You should cut down on smoking. Patient: I don't smoke. Doctor: You should stop taking drugs. Patient: I don't do drugs. Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing. Patient: Haven't touched a woman in my life. Doctor: In that case, get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, do some drugs, and find a couple of girlfriends.
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2007-11-03 08:48:05 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Doctors can say the darnedest things. Reminds me of a woman who went to the doctor and while waiting in the reception area saw the doctors diploma on the wall. As she examined it, she realize the name was the same as someone she dated in high school. The graduation year on his diploma made the years fit. As she walked into the examination room, she said to him "Did you graduate from Roosevelt High School in '65. And he said to her "Yes, I did. Why do you ask?" She responds saying "I think we had something in common back then." At which the doctor responds by saying "Really, what class did you teach?"
2007-11-03 09:02:01 · answer #1 · answered by Gladys 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Anything is possible these days.
Whole different league of doctors these days.
I know of a doctor over here in the states would be one of those kinds doctors to do something like this, he is a doctor who is still practicing these things for himself and he was drunk coming home from his office, hit a 17 yr. old girl on her bike and took off and never tried to help her and he never saw a day in Jail and did not loose his license or suffer any penalty.
True Story and Yes Suzie I can hear him saying that stuff to someone.
2007-11-03 09:13:38 · answer #2 · answered by sherry 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I can see why he is depressed, but I wouldn't take up those unhealthy habits this late in life. LOL
2007-11-03 08:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just what the doctor ordered!
2007-11-03 10:53:19 · answer #4 · answered by slk29406 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It is a very good advise. If you didn't manage to try that at the student years... well, you may find it attractive later then
2007-11-03 09:07:17 · answer #5 · answered by Everona97 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I believe the doctor thought the guy might as well have a little fun, even if it killed him. lol
2007-11-03 08:52:21 · answer #6 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Fabulous advice!
2007-11-03 08:53:52 · answer #7 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
susie that was funny,but from the patients response he might of been gay?think about it
2007-11-03 09:14:17 · answer #8 · answered by alcaholicdemon 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I can definitely see why the Guy was depressed.
2007-11-03 09:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-11-03 17:24:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋