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Everytime I want hugs or kisses I get nothing but snickers. Is it because I am chunky?

2007-11-03 08:35:20 · 5 answers · asked by susiegasser 4 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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Well they say men are from Mars but I don't know....
My last 3 boyfriends have been Goobers! There was OH Henry...he was a Dud! Jimmy was Mounds of fun but nutty as a fruitcake! The last guy, Ferrero Rocher was OK but he had Butterfingers!
Now I'm looking for another bit-o-honey to sweeten up my life!

2007-11-04 01:44:02 · answer #1 · answered by Silva 6 · 2 0

Yeah, they come from some other Galaxy. They really can't think of Topics to talk about, and really don't understand women at all. But maybe you should be spontaneous and get an Aero-plane to a clubbing destination where men are Bounty-ful. At places like these, you will find that After Eight, their Buttons always come undone and they will smother you in kisses!! Beware though as they all have Curly Wurly hair!!

2007-11-03 16:07:17 · answer #2 · answered by Cookie Monster 3 · 0 0

No, it's because men are from Mars (women are from Venus).

2007-11-03 16:03:18 · answer #3 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 0 0

It's because women are from Venus and men are from Uranus.

Get it!!??!!

That's why they are referred to as a "little shits" sometimes.

2007-11-03 16:59:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Men are dumb.

2007-11-03 15:42:27 · answer #5 · answered by hello. 3 · 0 0

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