What's the biggest Lie your parents ever told you?

Answer 1

That I'd go blind doing you know what. I went deaf in one ear instead.

Answer 2

That you can get pregnant if men leave sperm in the toilet . I googled it and almost very site says its a lie. That you can get pregnant from grinding with a man (meaning dancing really close) that was a lie. That you can get pregnant from rubbing your underwear on him , some say it's a lie others say it's not. My dad the pervert believes that there seven women for every man , my mom supports him and said its because women die in child birth. And that every single man on earth cheats.

Answer 3

Its really endless .. My father was a bipolar obsessive compulsive liar

So his lies
1. He had a brain tumor, pity he really didn't
2. He NEVER drank or did drugs .. Uh huh
3. He never hit any of us .. Yes thats why I've had my jaw wired shut severeal times
4. My dogs just ran away - he killed them

My mom:
1. I swear I took care of you as a child. We went here and there .. No that was a hullicination
2. I love you more than I love him (her bf) yeah she left me 3 weeks later
3. I didn't leave you I just went away for a few months
4. I never did anything wrong you were mentally ill and imagining that this stuff happened. No I wasn't
5. Agreed with her bf when he went to the police and children services being I was doing drugs and beating my child ...

The biggest lie they both told me I love you .. what a f*cking load of sh*T

Answer 4

Well, I guess it was a lie of omission, but I grew up believing my dad was my biological dad. Then at age 12, my aunt told me he wasn't in a fit of rage.

For a bit, I wondered who my bio dad was. Then I said screw it, because the guy I call dad, who as far as I'm concerned is my dad, raised me ever since I could remember.

edit: ummm... I guess you should give Holly the 10 points. My mom did the best she could and my dad probably knows about my bio dad, but he probably was made to promise secrecy by my mom on her deathbed.

Answer 5

LIE 1:

My great grandma's dog got hit by a car and was in critical condition at the hospital. I wrote a really long and heartful letter to God praying for the dog to be okay. My Mom saw it , and I got mad. I told her not to show anyone. But then we went to my aunts house and I was in the front so I could see them from the window - and hear them - my aunt was like "awwwwwww. thats so cute" and she was sad. and so I got SO mad at my mom for showing her that after she said she wouldn't.


LIE 2:

I only went to the doctor to get my arm checked out -- but I ended up getting a shot.
OR SO I THOUGHT..



THERES MORE BUT I GOTTA GO.

Answer 6

The only thing that my mother ever lied about was her age, she always said that she was 16, that is until I turned 16 and then she was magically 27 but sadly she died at 39 when I was 16.

Answer 7

when my mom says "one day" that means NEVER. My sisters and I figured this out when we were younger For example:
"mommy, can you take us to disney world?"
her reply: "one day"

my sisters still have yet to go, and my dad ended up taking me himself when I was about 12.

"mom, can I get a snowboard?"
her reply: "one day"

I wanted it when I was 14. I'm now 21. Still, no snowboard. She's really running out of time to get me one.


Another big lie is when I used to ask where we were going all the time during car rides. One day my mom replied "kalamazoo" (a city in....michigan? I think thats where it is...) so all day while we were out I kept telling random strangers that I was going to the zoo, because I thought she said Kalama Zoo. I was really excited, and I told people in the grocery store, I told my grandma when we stopped at her house, and people at the post office and wherever else we went that day. I had never been to a zoo before so I was ecstatic. All day my mom never bothered to tell me that I misheard what she said. So of course when we got home that evening I burst into tears and screamed and cried and dry-heaved because we never got to go to Kalama Zoo.

Answer 8

That I would grow-up to be handsome & rich. I think I missed the "handsome & rich" part somewhere along the way.

Answer 9

That if you never brushed your teeth, a tree would eventually GROW out from you! Lol!

Answer 10

"Daddy, where do babies come from?"

"Well, honey. When a mommy and a daddy really love eachother, the give eachother a special hug."