Can you FILL-IN these spaces with as many words as-you-wish to make funny statements?

Question

1) Of course I love you! To prove it I just___________.
2) That is a VERY unorthodox use of__________!
3) If God wanted me to spend my afternoon on YA He would have__________
4) Roses are red.........(blah,blah,blah) make it funny!
5) Yes ...We have this in YOUR size but________.

Answer 1

1. ...tattooed you're name on my mistresses belly.

2. ...epoxy. Are you sure my hair will be OK.

3. ...shut down ebay first.

4. ... so get over it already.

5. ...not with the butt enhancer.

Answer 2

1) Of course I love you! To prove it I just_________.
2) That is a VERY unorthodox use of__________!
3) If God wanted me to spend my afternoon on YA He would have__________
4) Roses are red.........(blah,blah,blah) make it funny!
5) Yes ...We have this in YOUR size but________.

1) bought you these lovely earings i am wearing
2)ductape
3)struck a place twice with lightening
4) Violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so so are you,but roses are dieing , and violets are welting, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.
6) but we are using it as a tablecloth right now

Answer 3

1) Of course I love you! To prove it I just have to dump your best friend.
2) That is a VERY unorthodox use of a stool, how could four guys sit on that......oh that's why it's upside down!
3) If God wanted me to spend my afternoon on YA He would have made me got to work on a Saturday....wait a minute I am at work.
4) Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tulips are yellow
Unless I go to a strip club!!!
5) Yes ...We have this in YOUR size but you'll have to buy the whole pack of childrens fingertip protectors.

Answer 4

1) Of course I love you! To prove it I just___________.
2) That is a VERY unorthodox use of__________!
3) If God wanted me to spend my afternoon on YA He would have__________
4) Roses are red.........(blah,blah,blah) make it funny!
5) Yes ...We have this in YOUR size but________.


1. diamond
2. stars
3. sent me there
4. violets are blue. god made me pretty, what happened to you?
5. purple

Answer 5

1)........ go on the Jerry Springer Show and announce to the world that the affair with your live-in brother is over.
2) ----condoms
3)---- had planted an ISP address into my brain when I was born

5)-----we have to specially order it, we don't have tents.

Answer 6

1) lick your toes
2) you bicth or i should i say slut
3) gave me a sign to have sex with you
4) roses are red violets are blue youre a skanky bicth and the whole worl d knows it too
5) you *** just looks a little too big for this size sorry