Can you write a FUNNY story using these words in chronological order? For FUN only!!??

Question

private
evidence
beef patty
cosmic
mincemeat
verily
distance
Mr. Bill
aurora
scallion

This is a mish -mash..I know!!! Try it!

Answer 1

The PRIVATE detective I hired found EVIDENCE indicating a BEEF PATTY had indeed crossed the COSMIC divide and made MINCEMEAT of the McDonald's in my home town. "VERILY," he said, "for it to have come this DISTANCE clearly indicates the work of MR BILL." As you know, Mr. Bill, a former NASA scientist until funding for his study was cut, worked at a McDonalds on the far side of the AURORA Borealis until he was banished by the company for using a SCALLION on an all "beef patty special sauce lettuce cheese onion on a sesame seed bun" concoction many years ago. Clearly he has never forgotten this harsh treatment and is now wreaking revenge across the galaxy.

Apparently, with his scientific background, he has found a way to get more miles per scallion than anyone has ever done before enabling to attack from anywhere in the universe.

Answer 2

I am making an attempt to determine tips on how to placed those phrases into chronological order. Would that be the order wherein I first encountered them or the order wherein they first seemed within the English language. Perhaps there's a less complicated clarification. Perhaps the inquisitor does now not imply chronological order however simply logical order. This afternoon a shiny chocolate dandy with each frankfurter was once pleased his Honda icky and jeweled went koo-koo.