Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick.
Byte - What your pitbull done to cousin Jethro.
Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
Terminal - Time to call the undertaker.
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.
Diskette - Female Disco dancer.
Fax - What you lie about to the IRS.
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers.
Modem - What you do when the grass gets too high.
Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Network - Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line.
ROM - Where the pope lives.
Screen - Keeps mosquitoes off the porch.
Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Superconductor - Amt
2007-11-03 06:59:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sadie says to find that file so I's looked in the gayrog and the too box ... lol
2007-11-04 06:00:35 · answer #1 · answered by brenn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, that was pretty good! Try this, if you think you a re a redneck Jedi.
If Darth Vader approaches you and says "I am your Father and your Uncle" you may be a red neck Jedi
2007-11-03 07:10:34 · answer #2 · answered by Spark of Insanity 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea that sounds pretty back woods to me
2007-11-03 07:40:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋