george bush.....?

Question

During a propaganda tour through the US George Bush stopped off at a school to lecture the kids on the administrations policies. After he had finished he asked the kids for questions.

Young Bob jumped up first, "Mr President, I have three questions.
1. How did you manage to win the vote for the presidency when you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without any reason?
3. Don't you think that dropping the A-Bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest ever terror attack in history?"
Just at that moment the school bell rang for the break and the kids all walked out.

When they got back from the break George Bush once again asked the kids for questions.
This time young Joey jumped saying, "Mr President, I have 5 questions.
1. How did you manage to win the vote for the presidency when you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without any reason?
3. Don't you think that dropping the A-Bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest ever terror attack in history?"
4. Why did the school bell for the break go 20 minutes earlier than usual?
5. Where's Bob?????"

Answer 1

LMAO!

That made me laugh.

Funny because it is true.

I hope America will remove those foul Republicans.

Answer 2

1. Democrats have been stealing elections for decades. I've never heard of Republicans stealing an election.

2. We had plenty of reasons to attack Iraq, and all the democratic presidential candidates voted for it.

3. Dropping the A-bomb was a terror attack, launched by a democrat, to end a war that was the result of democrat foreign policy failure. America lost 200,000 in that war, and Truman didn't want to lose another 100,000.

5. I can name dozens of people who mysteriously died just before they were about to be asked about the Clintons. Can you name one person who mysteriously died who was critical of Bush?

Answer 3

Makes about as a lot experience because the rhetoric coming from all angles. i.e. Clintonistas imagine Bush is stupid because he's from the south, more advantageous yet, Texas at the same time as Clinton is from ARKANSAS it is a few distance more advantageous deprived. Bushwazi's imagine Clintonistas are hijacked by technique of socialists aka communists in drag by liberals and the communist manifesto Clintonistas hate no longer having a monopoly on morality, yet declare it in accordance to their omniscience with reference to international warming, macro-economics, and blah blah blah. Bushwazis imagine Clintonistas are tolerate each and every thing yet their rival religous opposite numbers making use of their tax money as their charity really than by their personal moral efforts. contained sooner or later, those that get shiat executed are those that are centred on what's significant and set up efforts to make variations for whats superb for united statesa.. then you actually have democrats who pick to biatch about each and every thing below the solar and protest and chew rocks at human beings. in short, i imagine Bush likes clinton because he can turn a BJ from one in all his subordinates right into a handshake to fellow democrats, everyone who has that thoughts administration over such functional idiots is an enemy i'd pick to keep close.

Answer 4

You're a little confused it's the Clinton's that make people disappear. At least that's the way I heard it...no joke!!!

Answer 5

Great joke, crap subject matter.

Answer 6

I haven't heard this one. Very funny.

Answer 7

I guess you are collecting a grant from the NEA while spitting out this crap.

Answer your door, your next to disappear.

Answer 8

If it wasn't so sad (and true) it would be funny.

Answer 9

That is a very OLD joke.

Answer 10

Uh.. huh...