"When stuck in a river, it's best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there."
"One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday."
"To the uneducated an A is just three sticks."
"They're funny things, accidents. You never have them till you're having them."
"Thanks for noticing me."
2007-11-02 18:09:15 · 12 answers · asked by >_< 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
it's my birthday and nobody cares
2007-11-02 18:13:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeyore: [Waking up after his arm was amputated] Piglet? Piglet? Tigger: Don't worry, your in a hospital. Eeyore: Piglet? Tigger: Who's that? She'll be sent for, she'll come. Eeyore: No... she won't. Tigger: She'll come. Eeyore: [Crying] No... she won't come.
2016-03-13 12:13:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"To the uneducated, an 'A' is just three sticks."
Hilarious and it sounds just idiotic enough for me to have written it instead of A.A. Milne.
2007-11-02 18:13:47 · answer #3 · answered by ǝןqɐʇdǝɔɔɐun ʎןןɐıɔos 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the last one is a classic, but they are all good Eeyoreisms... good old A.A. Milne...."The wonderful thing about tiggers..."
2007-11-02 18:12:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Starlig..., I personally like Thumper from Bambi's quote, "If you can't say nothin' nice, don't say nothin' at all." To answer your question, it'd be the 3rd one, "To the uneducated..."
2007-11-02 18:18:35 · answer #5 · answered by "Johns" 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday."
2007-11-02 18:18:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best Eeyore Quotes
2017-02-22 13:36:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeyore is SO CUTE!! =D he rocks!!
"thanks for noticing me" its cute.. dont know why though. hehe ^_^
2007-11-02 19:08:29 · answer #8 · answered by Timtam735 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Eeyore! I like "thanks for noticing me".
2007-11-02 18:11:54 · answer #9 · answered by oh geez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for noticing me
2007-11-02 18:11:43 · answer #10 · answered by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋