How often do you hit your little toe on something like a piece of furniture or the corner of a #%^* fireplace?

Answer 1

More than I can remember. Last time the little toe banged against the door jamb and took a 90 degree turn. Just said a 4 letter word, walked out the back door and lit a smoke. Wife came and asked what happened, so I told her I broke my toe. She didn't believe and turned the light on. Sure enough, toes were pointing north and little toe pointed east. I wrapped it up and went to bed. Let the doctor reset it the next morning.

Answer 2

Gotta share this story...6 years ago on Thanksgiving, my husband was in boot camp (Army) and I just KNEW he was going to be able to call home to tell us Happy Thanksgiving. Phone rings about 6pm that night and I dash across my living room to grab the phone...on my sprint to the phone my foot hits the side of the couch and i hear a snap and fall on the couch. I grab the phone and say hello, it was my brothers girlfriend..I was pissed, in a whole lot of pain and laughing cuz I knew i had broken my toe..so I spent the rest of the night in the ER getting a cast for my broken toe..and my husband never did call that night....:)~

Answer 3

Never. For me it's Toe 2 (longer than the big one). I usually let go with a TOS-violating expletive beginning with M.

Answer 4

Not so much anymore, I learned my lesson and started wearing slippers.

Answer 5

all the time, my pinky toe is totally deformed from the constant abuse!

Answer 6

Yes, I think that's one of the worst pain you can feel.

Answer 7

its not my little toe.. its my big one, and boy does it throb!

Answer 8

all the time and boy does that smart!

Answer 9

all the time and they usually break